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Last Call at the Hard Rock: An AVN 2020 Gallery

January 31, 2020 Gram the Man 0

“It’s ironic that a bunch of porn girls are going to be hanging out at the Virgin Hotel next year.”

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Unsung Starlet: Miss You, Amber Rayne

April 6, 2016 Gram the Man 6

Beng a porn star was only part of who Amber Rayne was, but let’s not forget that, either.

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The Slutty Six: AVN And XBiz Agree On Six Significant Spermfests

November 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

The Golden Globes and Oscars of Porn agree on six films.

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2014: Why Nudity Matters

December 31, 2014 Gram the Man 1

2014 was the year porn became a visual medium.

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“Jurassic: Stoned Age” or: Why You Need Kayden Kross in Your Low-Budget Comedy

August 18, 2013 Gram the Man 3

Kayden Kross plays the straight man against two libidinous stoners in “Jurassic: Stoned Age.”

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[PR] Old faces, unfamiliar names in debut Exxxotica Fanny winners

April 23, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Unlike many upstart adult award shows, the FANNYs sound like they might occur again

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MontagFoto 4.1.13—Sasha Grey Goes Chasing Rabbits

April 1, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Both for Easter Monday and April Fools, I’m reminded of “Malice in La La Land” starring Sasha Grey, one of many high-minded and big-budget independent productions that occasionally sweep through Porn Valley and are rarely heard from again.

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It’s Porn Awards Season! A Compare And Contrast Sampler

January 9, 2013 Gram the Man 1

…it doesn’t take much imagination to remember that, 20 years ago, every single movie would have been a Hairy Girl release.

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Stormy’s “Blow” also refers to cocaine

March 9, 2012 Gram the Man 0

“I doubt everyone,” says trophy wife/drug moll Stormy. It’s because she hasn’t yet learned to love herself.

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Beyond Stripperdom with Brooklyn Lee [interview]

January 23, 2012 Gram the Man 2

An interview with AVN Best New Starlet winner Brooklyn Lee

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2011: The Glorious Year of the Whore

December 14, 2011 Gram the Man 3

This year the porn world tackled the issue of prostitution in several thought-provoking films

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Stormy Daniels: Hookers can be duplicitous [review]

November 12, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Suspend your disbelief for a moment and try to imagine a world in which prostitutes can be unethical

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MontagFoto 6.06.11—Erotica & Exxxotica

June 6, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Beyond a certain cup size, erotica just becomes porn, doesn’t it?

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Down the Rabbit Hole with jessica drake

May 9, 2011 Gram the Man 4

“Yeah, that’s a lot of sperm getting on me,” notes drake. “That’s why I take off the blue dress.”

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Putting something in Kaylani Lei’s drink makes for a special evening

February 4, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Stormy Daniels has such mainstream-marketable ideas for movies that I would like to see Hollywood adaptations of her porn scripts, but without the porn.

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Watching porn with other adults: Come to think of it, were we creepy?

November 18, 2010 Gram the Man 9

I can watch people being filmed having sex for hours on end (and often do) in a room filled with people, but watching the finished product with more than one special person is an occasion of creeping creepiness.

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Pornollaneous 10.21.10: Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler

October 21, 2010 Gram the Man 7

Like the way the Gideons distribute Bibles to hotel rooms, I imagine there is a service that places waterlogged, sticky, and dog-eared gentlemen’s magazines in the woods behind schools.

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She Shall Brie Giovon

October 19, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Jesus, he wants to go to Venus.

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Is “Alice” the new MILF?

November 13, 2009 Gram the Man 2

It is not lost on this observer that all three of this year’s Alices have names that begin with S. They also have vaginas.

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Today in porn swag: Last minute edition

September 30, 2009 Gram the Man 3

I wanted to let you know that the future of erotica arrived in my mailbox this morning, so any of you who wanted to be […]

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