Unlike many upstart adult award shows, the FANNYs sound like they might occur again
Both for Easter Monday and April Fools, I’m reminded of “Malice in La La Land” starring Sasha Grey, one of many high-minded and big-budget independent productions that occasionally sweep through Porn Valley and are rarely heard from again.
…it doesn’t take much imagination to remember that, 20 years ago, every single movie would have been a Hairy Girl release.
Suspend your disbelief for a moment and try to imagine a world in which prostitutes can be unethical
Stormy Daniels has such mainstream-marketable ideas for movies that I would like to see Hollywood adaptations of her porn scripts, but without the porn.
I can watch people being filmed having sex for hours on end (and often do) in a room filled with people, but watching the finished product with more than one special person is an occasion of creeping creepiness.
Like the way the Gideons distribute Bibles to hotel rooms, I imagine there is a service that places waterlogged, sticky, and dog-eared gentlemen’s magazines in the woods behind schools.
I wanted to let you know that the future of erotica arrived in my mailbox this morning, so any of you who wanted to be part of my erotic future need no longer try. On this, the submissions deadline for the 2010 AVN Awards, even people like me are receiving the big studios’ tentpole movies. [...]
It isn’t true that the bigger porn studios only look for barely-legal talent; Katsuni and Jesse Jane of Digital Playground, jessica drake and Stormy Daniels of Wicked, and Vivid’s AJ Bailey are just a few examples of women in their late 20s (and early 30s) that companies are banking on to defy the porn stereotype [...]
Porn director Erica McLean, who for years has lived in hilltop isolation protected by little dogs and cavorting nudes, has launched a series of online presences to ensure she will never be seen in corporeal form again. Having helmed several “Barely Legal”s as well as this spring’s excellent “Hardcore Circus,” McLean has opened accounts on [...]
I hear that journalists courted to promote Eli Roth’s “Hostel” movies were actually flown on junkets to Eastern Europe, where they were then fucked by models and disemboweled. Porn companies, working with limited budgets, need to be more creative. For example, Wicked’s “Operation: Tropical Stormy” marketing team sent me a box containing the movie, a [...]
Because porn is for adults, we can dispatch with the nursery rhyme about seeing the Queen’s underpants. Because in “Operation: Tropical Stormy,” Nina Hartley is not wearing any. Hartley appears briefly as the Queen of England (see the movie to find out why) and suffers a wardrobe malfunction while knighting Tony DeSergio. “Operation: Tropical Stormy” [...]
Studio: WickedDirector: Stormy DanielsCast: Stormy Daniels, Evan Stone, Marcus London, Tony DeSergio, Annabelle Lee, Gianna Lynn, Devon Lee, Sammie Rhodes, Shyla Stylez, Mya Luanna, Mia Lelani, Mikayla Mendez, Bella Ling, Carolyn Reese, Desiree Diamond, Havana Ginger, India Summer, Renae Cruz, Tommy Gunn, Mark Wood, Tee Reel, Voodoo, Julius Ceazher, Randy Spears, Frank Bukkwyd, Dave Cummings [...]