Grid your loins: “Pron: The XXX Parody”
Grid your loins, porn fans!
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“Pron” is Disney’s biggest porn parody since “Pirates”
Some porn parodies can shed a little light on culture while simultaneously spotlighting Lexi Belle’s vagina
“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
Your Porn Valley HIV Digest
“Make new people have to get tested once a month for three months before they get in,” says Tommy Gunn. “Quarantine the rest of California. I haven’t had civilian sex in years.”
eXXXotica adult show comes to Los Angeles: I get to go to the Pantry again
Could the advent of a fresh and sassy new adult consumer show signal a turnaround for the porn industry or might I be retarded?
Diamond Foxxx gives a little extra, obviously
If Diamond Foxxx is this good in basic administrative tasks, think about the dedication she’d bring to a blowjob.
“Golden Girls XXX” cougars vow to Bea all they can Bea
New Sensations’ time travel porn featuring gently-used actresses makes sense to me. If that is what the twilight of my life means, I want to go into it from the back
Drain Your Balls before Supper: “It’s A Mommy Thing! 5”
“Did you know that it’s unhealthy for you not to drain your balls?” asks Sky Taylor. Sadly, her appointment as Surgeon General was stalled.