The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year
Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks
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Asa Akira: Hot Japanese teens are only thinking about each other
It was the perfect opportunity for me to ask a question that has germinated since the first time I saw a Japanese teen soak her underpants in shame while being raped by an octopus.
Wolf eats “Red Riding Hood XXX” but she survives
Max Hardcore should have written and directed this movie.
Sunny Leone: Portrait of a Porn Star
“Gia” imagines that the porn world is big enough to accommodate actual stardom.
Of “Seven Deadly Sins,” only a couple seemed worth it
Because really, if there’s a cumshot in the scene, it’s Lust.
eXXXotica adult show comes to Los Angeles: I get to go to the Pantry again
Could the advent of a fresh and sassy new adult consumer show signal a turnaround for the porn industry or might I be retarded?
(You) and Lexi Belle
Lexi Belle is both pale and ripe, so the stunt cocks look as though they are gorillas fucking a quivering basket of peaches.
Is “The Bradys Meet the Partridge Family” better than “When Harry Met Sally” or “Alien Vs. Predator”?
This crossover is even better than when Gary Coleman as Arnold Drummond visited Ricky Schroeder on “Silver Spoons.” (UPDATE: I wrote this BEFORE Mr. Coleman died.)
“Mr. POV” ain’t no Mr. Rogers
Usually in POVs we hear the john/cameraman/director hyperventilating like a freight train, absolutely delighted that he got someone like Lexi Belle in his hotel room for under $2 grand.
XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
“Pornstar Tweet”: Where the elite meet to beat meat, tweet
Just like “Ginger Lynn’s Token Ring Ethernet Sex Party,” “Pornstar Tweet” seeks to capitalize porntastically on an ephemeral trend.
Lexi Belle: But is it art?
I get a lot of requests to write something – anything – about Lexi Belle, who is from “the South” and Cute As Hell. “The […]
Spunk’d: The Movie – Ponante & Cachapero review
Studio: 6969 EntertainmentDirector: Justin KaneCast: Aurora Snow, Penny Flame, Hillary Scott, Lexi Belle, Eva Angelina, Vanessa Lane, Katie Morgan, Mikayla, Ginger Lea, Jada Fire, Kelli […]