Emy Reyes: Straight outta Tegucigalpa
Honduras’ own Emy Reyes joins Pride of Philadelphia Stoya in “Jack’s Playground 23,” an excellent movie that nevertheless sometimes suffers from too much plot and, in Riley Steele’s case, not enough sandwiches.
monday reviews
Accepting porn parodies for the greater good
As with fake boobs, my own genius and mortality, and traffic on the 405, I have come to accept porn parodies and to recognize their […]
The Way things are going, they’re gonna Krossify me
Kayden Kross gets crucified, it’s true, but it’s one of those naked crucifixions. Not only that, but one of the stations of the Kross is […]
UN Secretary General: Hairy and Slutty beats Unconvincing Femdom every time
My needs are simple, yet look how exorbitantly Vixen Vogel accommodates them in “Brazen And Unshaven.” Not only that, but after writing about porn for […]
Lust See TV class of 1991
Must See TV, a term coined to describe NBC’s Thursday night lineup throughout much of the 80s and 90s, provided source material for four porn […]
American Gokkun, mama let me be
I would call Amy Starz a delicious train wreck in “American Gokkun 9” were it not for the collected seminal residue (and residon’t) from more […]
"The Five" has ten boobs, but what does it mean?
I recently watched Adam & Eve’s “The Five” and, despite the numerology craze sweeping the adult industry in preparation for the End Times, was unable […]
"House of Wicked" is way better than "House of Sand And Fog"
It was as if her agent told Jennifer Connelly that she’d have to shed some pounds if she wanted that Academy Award. So all that […]
Christy Canyon’s archival boobs
When women with large breasts do it, apparently, stalking is adorable. That is how Christy Canyon responded when my large-breasted friend Alix Lakehurst went on […]
Jayden Jaymes: Holy guacamole
Muffia.com’s parody “Star Trix” (see the review here) features Jayden Jaymes’ uncanny interpretation of the delicious California avocado. Porn Valley-adjacent Fallbrook, California is known as […]
Did Veronika Lake mess with Major Tom?
I don’t know what happened to Veronika Lake, star of the re-released “Ashes to Ashes: Lust to Dust,” but the Van Nuys native spends her […]
A Bree grows in Stoya: Two porn industry responses to the recession
In “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn,” a Depression-era working class mother of two brews more coffee than she needs, because the act of wasting something […]
Ellen Barkin is half my age or: My penis is a chainsaw
To draw your precious attention to the value-added Reviews section of the Gram Ponante Family of Websites, here is a quick digest of movies I’ve […]