“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”

The weight of a memory she never witnesses is about to be given a new shape

“That is the stupidest thing I think I’ve ever read.”

Saying Nothing, Boxcovers of Note, AVN India, Porn Goes Up A Few Tax Brackets, Observation: Lance^TM

“…it would sound exactly like the ravings of a failed musician/actor from Maryland who somehow managed to even flunk out of porn a few years ago.”

Fuentes is a very nice person, as well as a better dresser than Steven Tyler.