Morning Wood with Nicki Hunter

As Nicki Hunter is a humanitarian, I asked her what she does when she encounters Morning Wood on her partner, Josh. “Oh, I rub up and down on it with my ass, like it’s a lap dance,” she said. “Do you feel a sense of personal responsibility?” I asked. “Yes,” she said. “Morning Wood to…

Bonobo discovery undermines swinger platform

Once, when I was younger (I am now 23), a mature lady (the term at that time was “handsome woman”) approached me and said, “Consider the Bonobo.” She proceeded to tell me about her views on jealousy, free love, why I should fuck her, my married Literature professor, and why this small group of sub-Saharan…

Zeina Heart: Unbearded Francophone

My theory of porn, gratuitous nudity, etc. is that no one actually thinks it’s art, and it doesn’t actually say anything about the world in which it was created. But a great number of things go through our minds when we look at it, as smooth and undisturbing a surface as it is, so that…

Green Porno not Blue Velvet

Isabella Rosselini has made an instructive pornographic film about the insect world for the Sundance Channel called Green Porno, in which the whimsically batty and charming Blue Velvet and Fearless actress, former Lancome spokesmodel, and daughter of Ingrid Bergman shows you how bees do it (and other bugs, like the Praying Mantis). At no point…