In which we have the opportunity to use the term “Meat Lorry.”
When 40 percent of the nation’s top porn movies are about fucking your stepmom, you’ve got to wonder.
2014 was the year porn became a visual medium.
“When I’m Lily Potter, they say things like, ‘I like the way your hair reflects on your pale tit skin.'”
Is a “Women in the Adult Industry” panel like a Kentucky Derby seminar moderated by horses?
If you wonder how porn movies that are less-than-slam dunks make money, join the club.
Evan Stone gets offstage and he sweats on some women; I am jealous because I am never as successful when sweating on women.
If it were Tanya Tate and Deauxma getting out of that ’34 Ford rather than ZZ Top, perhaps I would have made my nanny buy me the “Eliminator” album
“PowerGirls!” is a low-budget and well-intended series that will feel right at home with fans who think the new version of “Dr. Who” is putting on airs.