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Lexi Lowe Is “Down On Abby” But Up for Anything Else

March 7, 2016 Gram the Man 0

In which we have the opportunity to use the term “Meat Lorry.”

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Apparently We’ve Reached Peak Stepmom

May 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

When 40 percent of the nation’s top porn movies are about fucking your stepmom, you’ve got to wonder.

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2014: Why Nudity Matters

December 31, 2014 Gram the Man 1

2014 was the year porn became a visual medium.

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Slave Leia And Pale Tit Skin: Transitional Times for She Geeks

September 18, 2014 Gram the Man 3

“When I’m Lily Potter, they say things like, ‘I like the way your hair reflects on your pale tit skin.'”

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AEE panel suggests there are women in the adult industry

January 15, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Is a “Women in the Adult Industry” panel like a Kentucky Derby seminar moderated by horses?

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Hulk Smear! or: “Iron Man” deficiency

December 2, 2011 Gram the Man 2

If you wonder how porn movies that are less-than-slam dunks make money, join the club.

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Whisky A Gang Bang with the Free Speech Coalition

September 3, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Evan Stone gets offstage and he sweats on some women; I am jealous because I am never as successful when sweating on women.

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Give me all your squirting or: When ZZ Top met “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”

June 11, 2010 Gram the Man 0

If it were Tanya Tate and Deauxma getting out of that ’34 Ford rather than ZZ Top, perhaps I would have made my nanny buy me the “Eliminator” album

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PowerGirls!: BritPorn from the Other Side of the Load

November 28, 2009 Gram the Man 0

“PowerGirls!” is a low-budget and well-intended series that will feel right at home with fans who think the new version of “Dr. Who” is putting on airs.

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