Ho, Set A Watchman or: Learning To Not Overthink Your Porn Sequels
Maybe it’s not a coincidence that Harper Lee rhymes with Robby D.
Maybe it’s not a coincidence that Harper Lee rhymes with Robby D.
Useful promotional materials reflect well on the product.
Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)
Did I really have some pre-planned post for Tax Day? No.
Watching “Trashy,” an unapologetically fantastic piece of porn featuring delightfully modified harlots having sex in uncomfortable places, I realized that the recent trend of comparatively wholesome porn—women in sunlit bedrooms peeling off their boyfriends’ t-shirts and kicking off their sneakers to fuck on a comforter—is still just a fetish.
Gunn was cast in “Wolves,” a movie that sounds like “Rambo”-meets-“Teen Wolf”-meets-“The Wicker Man”-meets-“Children of the Corn.” The movie also stars Jason Momoa, the doomed Khal Drogo from “Game of Thrones.”
Gram Ponante reviews “Skip Trace 2,” featuring some giddily violent scenes between Nacho Vidal, Charley Chase, and Jynx Maze
Is it possible to watch a movie made in 2010 and still find relevance to today’s world?
“We will do whatever it takes for an independent California.”
This year’s XRCO Awards were a great fun time; a perfect encapsulation of the misplaced resentment, earnest good will, limited attention span, dark humor, poor planning, and uncalibrated sense of history that Porn Valley’s 4-decades-old adult industry is known for.
“I doubt everyone,” says trophy wife/drug moll Stormy. It’s because she hasn’t yet learned to love herself.
Nyomi Banxxx acts up a storm as a corrupt cop in “Training Day XXX,” but Tommy Gunn is about to learn the hard way not to brown-nose.
This year the porn world tackled the issue of prostitution in several thought-provoking films
“We all get fucked for money one way or the other, right?”
If the MILF craze in porn proves that men are always trying to return to the womb, movies like “Fighters” suggests that all women want to jump in the sac.
“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90’s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.
“Rocki Whore Picture Show” is one of the handful of porn parodies that pays its own way; it has a good shot of pleasing porn fans who like the original camp film as well as those who’ve never seen it.
“Justice League of Pornstar Heroes” is not a bad movie; it just doesn’t do “justice” to its budget.
I totally want to teach at a community college now.
“Vanilla Sky” meets “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” in the vagina of Inari Vachs