Not Married with Children XXX

Studio: XPlay Director: Will Ryder Cast: Eric Swiss, Brittany O’Connell, Kagney Linn Karter, Dino Bravo, Dane Cross, India Summer, Brad Hardy, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Alyssa Hall, Emy Reyes, Reno, Kora Cummings, Payton Leigh, Barrett Blade, Nick Manning Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot “Not Married with Children XXX” is just about the…

Lust See TV class of 1991

Must See TV, a term coined to describe NBC’s Thursday night lineup throughout much of the 80s and 90s, provided source material for four porn parodies (Scrubs, The Cosby Show, Friends, and Seinfeld). Is it an inevitability that there will be a “Not Gimme A Break XXX”? Are our expectations different when the porno is…

Not the Cosbys XXX

Studio: X-Play/HustlerDirector: Will RyderCast: Thomas Ward, Misty Stone, Cassidy Clay, Sarah Vandella, Tyler Knight, Jaelyn Fox, Tee Reel The factory-farmed porn parody industry has released an almost perfect example of the art form in “Not the Cosbys XXX”; it does everything you need it to do and nothing you don’t. What makes “Not the Cosbys…

Artists become ambitious as porn parody implosion nears

Like mosquitoes buzzing around a particularly jolly and jowly Bavarian tourist, the porn industry views parodies as a dependable but fleeting income source that needs to be sucked dry while the sucking is good. But how much more can they suck? New Sensations, which last month raised Why?brows by filming a “Seinfeld” porn parody (starring…

Arianna Huffington validates porn parodies

The Huffington Post has compiled a list of porn parodies by XPlay, Hustler, and New Sensations and let their creators speak for themselves. “The level of commitment I got from the cast was just unbelievable,” said Axel Braun of Hustler’s This Ain’t Happy Days XXX. “Tommy Gunn kept his trademark goatee off to play The…

Reno 411: Strollin’ in the Brolin

The performer Reno, left, seen here on the set of Not Married with Children XXX, bears an uncanny resemblance to James Brolin in the false-Mission to Mars movie “Capricorn One.” Reno plays an escaped convict in this XPlay project (to be distributed by Hustler), with the delightful Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly, Eric Swiss as…

Madison Scott: Size 5

Here is Madison Scott on the set of XPlay’s Not Married With Children XXX. Neither she nor Brad Hardy, who is rooting her to her chair, play characters recognizable from the original show, unlike Eric Swiss, who does an excellent job as Al Bundy. No, Madison Scott instead reminds me of the type of woman…