Contributor Eddie Adams reviewed Pink Visual’s Interracial Booty Patrol 5, starring “the mammoth-cocked Shane Diesel” (according to Diesel’s contract, he is required to introduce himself that way, even at church).
Where Adams was fascinated by the cost-cutting efficiency of the multi-tasking “patrol,” I couldn’t get past the cover, which features a woman wearing an expression similar to the ones you see on people watching “The View” while on a treadmill at the gym.
She looks like she’s paying more attention to the TV than what is happening in her own colon.
Read the review of Interracial Booty Patrol 5 here.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Opportunity knocks for Brian Pumper, grandmother; Guess who’s coming on Aiden Starr’s face?; Kill Girl Kill 3 (Repo Man 2)
See also: Pink Visual
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