Whitney Westgate appears—naked—in a compilation video called “Big Things in Small Places.” Whitney possesses the small place (her vagina) and Bruce Venture totes the big thing (his penis). Yet it is only the face attached to the small place that is shown. Sorry, Bruce.
It has been said—perhaps by M. Scott Peck or Robert Fulghum or maybe it was me—that small women make one’s dick look bigger. But it is the right woman that makes one’s dick look HUGE.
As Whitney Westgate half-heartedly humps the couch in her tease sequence, then pulls off her jean shorts (but keeps her socks on), we wonder if she is the right woman.
After all, who can’t hump a couch these days? And why wear socks? I’m looking at Westgate’s vagina and note that it is perfectly shaved, and yet she wears socks as if her feet aren’t similarly hairless. Does she walk all day on her vagina? No. Using that logic, she should probably wear a sock on her small place.
“Put that big dick—” Westgate says, then trails off. The big dick in question is between her beautiful natural breasts now. Maybe that’s not where she wanted it.
Westgate’s vagina does not look small to me, come to think of it. It also does not look huge. It looks just right.
Note to self: Never say, “I remember you when your vagina was small.”
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