A Small but no-less intriguing gallery of Mia Malkova getting undressed

There go the pants
There go the pants

“I can never take off clothes ‘sexy’,” says Maria Malkova, who is doing just fine. “It just doesn’t happen.”

She’s in a hotel room and Manuel Ferrara—playing Manuel Ferrara—is about to Room Service her up. He, like me, doesn’t care how she takes her goddamn clothes off, just that they come off.

There goes the shirt
There goes the shirt

When I was younger I suspected that men who wanted women to dress a certain way were men who lacked imagination. I still feel this way now that I’m a Grown-Ass Man. I’m not talking about making no effort—I’m talking about the protesting-too-much dudes who forget that clothes are meant to be taken off. By concentrating too much on the clothes themselves, we waste valuable time and wonder: do you really want to have sex with this woman or just bitch about her clothes, Bitch?

As in most things, Jonathan Richman says it best:

Malkova gets rid of her pants and top fairly well, then Ferrara helps with her panties, which were hardly there anyway.

No help with the panties necessary, but a nice gesture regardless
No help with the panties necessary, but a nice gesture regardless

So, Mia Malkova, don’t worry about what you wear or how it comes off. If it’s easier to wear some sweatshop-created fabrics from the 99 Cent Store that are easy to tear off or that dissolve in water, go with those; we just care about what’s underneath.

Buy “Raw 14” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Know when to run—why I like drunks and porn; Sex in Venice with Scarlett Revell
See also: Evil Angel

About Gram the Man 4399 Articles
Gram Ponante is America's Beloved Porn Journalist

1 Trackback / Pingback

  1. Mia Malkova: Carcharadon Carcharias | CLUB FANTASY

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.