There is nothing that could possibly look better on this chair than Chanel Preston
You feel, irrationally, that having this chair in your house means someone in another country needed to have died.
outtakes
Porn stars in the know use a damn blanket
Without that blanket, Nicole Aniston would become one with both Bill Bailey and the car.
A Small but no-less intriguing gallery of Mia Malkova getting undressed
“I couldn’tve loved her more in just her plain old everyday clothes.”
Hey, Home Pride: Even if she can’t tell you’re not looking at her, look at her anyway
Even if she doesn’t know you’re not looking at her, God will know
Freud: When having sex near a metaphor, Tragen Sie Turnschuhe
“Tragen Sie Turnschuhe, Dumkopfen!” shouted the irritable Father of Psychoanalysis, dead from jaw cancer these seven decades. “Wear sneakers!”
It’s 11 a.m.—guess it’s time for an “Assacre”
There is absolutely no reason to wear a watch during sex unless you are a hooker. And we all know that porn performers are not […]
When the screen is a gloryhole
When all practical means of creating enjoyable legal pornography are eradicated some time next week, we will no longer have the delightful porn trope of Penises Entering from the Side of the Frame.
A Haunting in Pornecticut or: Pornynormal Activity
In the movie “Pure MILF 2,” Lisa Ann cuddles up to some dude on his easy chair when a spirit wearing track pants is clearly seen walking by at the top of the stairs.