You feel, irrationally, that having this chair in your house means someone in another country needed to have died.
Without that blanket, Nicole Aniston would become one with both Bill Bailey and the car.
“I couldn’tve loved her more in just her plain old everyday clothes.”
Even if she doesn’t know you’re not looking at her, God will know
“Tragen Sie Turnschuhe, Dumkopfen!” shouted the irritable Father of Psychoanalysis, dead from jaw cancer these seven decades. “Wear sneakers!”
There is absolutely no reason to wear a watch during sex unless you are a hooker. And we all know that porn performers are not hookers. Yet Mick Blue wears one in his scene with the delightful A.J. Applegate, who has been thoughtful enough to coordinate her eyes with her shoes and her co-star. In…
When all practical means of creating enjoyable legal pornography are eradicated some time next week, we will no longer have the delightful porn trope of Penises Entering from the Side of the Frame.
In the movie “Pure MILF 2,” Lisa Ann cuddles up to some dude on his easy chair when a spirit wearing track pants is clearly seen walking by at the top of the stairs.