It is my belief that men have the most difficult job in porn, because they get a fraction of the attention and pay yet are the only performers (with the exception of squirters) who have to show results.
That is why, when I first got a box of tranny porn to review several years ago, I wondered how those natural-born gentlemen got away with being limp so often. Then I remembered: Things are always easier when you have nice boobs.
I realize that something like 30 percent of this week’s posts has been devoted to the transsexual arts, and I have a feeling that my brother is about to delete the gramponante.com bookmark. Still, I wanted to mention that Third World Media’s compilation “Floppy Cocks” is the only title that has ever spoken truth to the fact that some trannies just don’t seem to care.
Filmed on location in the tranny meccas (yes, I wrote “Mecca” and “Tranny” in the same sentence; why not offend everybody?) of Brazil and Thailand, where transsexuals are as plentiful as Dunkin Donuts in Rhode Island, the scenes of “Floppy Cocks” have one thing in common: whatever the Portuguese or Thai word for “meh” is.
I mean, why go to the favela doctor to insert baseballs under your nipples if you’re not going to show up to your big porn scene happy to be there?
I know that releasing “Floppy Cocks” in the face of the powerful tranny lobby is as dangerous as suggesting that the second B in certain BBWs should be rescinded, but the gauntlet has been thrown down: like the sleeping menace that was Germany in the early 1930s, floppy cocks are a thing, apparently.
- Buy “Floppy Cocks” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Kelly Shibari’s Libertarian bukkake
See also: Third World Media
Whatever the underlying reason for this recent fascination with trannies, Gram, we’ll see you through it–just don’t neglect your core demographic meanwhile. đ
As for “suggesting that the second B in certain BBWs should be rescinded,” I’m right there with you: there are all manner of beautiful and super-sexy plus-sized women that are rightfully thus labeled, and then there are those who apparently, for lack of a better theory, gain the label because certain breast fans are either not capable or not willing to peel their eyes off the woman’s chestal assets long enough to take in her club nose, full mustache, and crooked mouth displaying a conspicuously incomplete array of teeth.
It is because there has been a tranny groundswell, Norm, that I feel it is my duty as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist to represent it to the consumers and, perhaps, by my good works and thoughtful counsel, improve the content for consumers. It’s like BBWs; just because you ARE one and are all brave and sex-positive and whatnot, doesn’t make us want to see you performing the marital arts.