Unless you’re Christy Canyon (and only one of you is), no over-descriptive, clever, or cute nom de porn has ever worked. Bree Olson? Sasha Grey? Jenna Jameson? All sensible but distinctive names. Courtney Cummz? She’s too good for that name.
And whatever happened to Strokahontas?
So now comes Hungary’s Lepidoptera. It’s like she went into the Budapest Barnes & Noble and bought the Big Book of Suicide Girl Names.
“Lepidoptera” is the order of insect that includes moths and butterflies. Does the porn star Lepidoptera have a well-developed head with chewing mouthparts? (I guess so.) But does she also have three pairs of legs on the thorax and two to eight pairs of fleshy abdominal prolegs that are structurally different from the thoracic legs? No she does not.
At one point the porn performer now called Lepidoptera was known by the names Abigail, Liana, and Butterfly. While “Butterfly” is also stretching it (though Mari Possa pulled a nice hat trick by choosing a porn name that was close to the Spanish translation), I think the Hungarian agent who convinced this 25-year-old to ditch Butterfly for Lepidoptera should be ashamed of himself.
Q. But Grams, isn’t her purpose accomplished by choosing a unique and unforgettable name?
A. No, because while looking at her I don’t think about blowjobs but whether or not her hairs are flattened and scaly or if she has knobs or hooks at the tip of her antennae.
I want Lepidoptera to be happy, but I’m uncomfortable with porn starlets who have nutrient-siphoning probosces.
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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Nom de porn du jour – Adrenalynne; Courtney Cummz takes work home (I just reread this; was I high?)
See also: New Sensations
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