The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year
Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.
Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.
Points added that the Fonz shows up? Yes. And that he makes a Jump the Shark reference? Sure. But to what end?
“Don’t take your cues from porn,” says Lexi Belle as she rests her high heels on his back
This movie delivers exactly what the title promises
This year the porn world tackled the issue of prostitution in several thought-provoking films
It’s important to learn how to read
Save your shame, Claire Dames
I’m not saying that’s bad. I’m saying that is what it is. Neither publication can claim objectivity, but when’s the last time you objectively jerked off?
…And at no point does the wild spray of semen land anywhere near where conception can occur, even the extra-wide strike zone that is the Mind of God.
If you’re like me, nothing evokes the holidays better than the slow application of pressure to the windpipe during sex.
If you wonder how porn movies that are less-than-slam dunks make money, join the club.
“We all get fucked for money one way or the other, right?”
…yet when was the last time 64,000 people bought a Wicked movie?
Bruce was a vile fellow who
Kept for a wife his left shoe
He’d slowly unlace her
Then wildly debase her
And then stomp around in his goo.
I defy you to tell me why switching the boxcovers of “Gangbang Extreme Teens” and “Fuck the Babysitter” would make a damn bit of difference.
When Kristina Rose sticks up her middle finger, she’s sticking it up her vagina
Gram discovers Cecilia Vega years after she joined the adult industry. Score!
Audrey Hollander is having sex for money legally by playing someone having sex for money illegally.
I think “Be the eraser to my pencil” is an awkward pickup line
I’m not superstitious, but if it’s an anal series, I think you should skip the #2.
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