The pictures in this post are courtesy of Lethal Hardcore, now shooting “Fuck My Mom And Me 9.”
But before we talk about this new porn featuring a threesome between Sarah and “Bristhole Paelin” with “David Ledderman,” here is a very brief history of the subniche of porn parodies based on former Alaska governor and 2008 vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
Hustler films “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin” in October 2008. Featuring the resurgent Lisa Ann as “Serra Paylin,” the Internet series and eventual DVD is turned around in a matter of weeks before the election. It also features Nina Hartley as “Hilly,” Jada Fire as “Condi,” and Sindee Jennings as “Young Serra.” [See Nailin Paylin for America]
The lawsuit-magnet Hustler did everything it could do exploit Palin’s MILFitude without actually naming her, but in a sequel featuring a stand-in for Barack Obama, Hustler dropped all pretense of creative respellings of Palin’s name and just stamped THIS IS A PARODY everywhere it could on the DVD.
Shortly after “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” but still before the election, Oregon’s Brookland Brothers shot “Erection 2008” featuring Raquel Devine as Sarah Palin and Steve Driver as Barack Obama. The movie further stepped things up by adding Mark Davis as John McCain and Jada Fire as (this time) Michelle Obama. [See Palin in Comparison]
Both companies believed that sales would fall off sharply after the election, but Sarah Palin porn didn’t die.
Hustler released “Obama’s Nailin’ Palin,” featuring Guy DaSilva as Obama, and recently wrapped “Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin.” In the midst of this, Lisa Ann reprised her role in an Eminem video. [See Lisa Ann snatches Eminem from obscurity]
For some reason things didn’t seem shocking to me until I saw an Obama stand-in back in late October. I quickly desensitized myself, but this week was shocked anew to receive these pictures of Raquel Devine in Stoney Curtis’ “Fuck My Mom and Me #9.”
Curtis has also seen a bump in sales for his “Fuck My Mom & Me 5” due to the appearance on its cover of Jazella Moore, whose husband was fired from his Fort Myers Beach, FL City Manager job the same day the town’s mayor learned what she did for pin money.
In the latest “Fuck My Mom…” installment, “Sarah Paelin” is joined by Lux May as her daughter, Bristhole, in a three-way with Randy Spears as “David Ledderman.” I think Devine, Spears, and May are dead porn ringers for their subjects. But I don’t know why Lethal Hardcore chose to go with the spelling obfuscations. Maybe they don’t have Hustler’s legal retainer budget.
The real-life inspiration for “Bristhole,” single mom Bristol Palin, is 18, by the way. Not that that matters but, you know, making sure the source material is over 18 is just classier.
- See a gallery from “Fuck My Mom And Me 9” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: McCain campaign considers Hillary Scott’s mom; Sindee’s choice
See also: Lethal Hardcore
Randy is downright frightening as Letterman. Yow. Oh, and Ms. Divine's boob job is only slightly better than Lisa Ann's. Just a (not so)random observation đ
This is just the sort of American industriousness that the nation needs in this time of fiscal difficulty. And let the scribes take note that when America needed them most the porn industry stepped up, stripped off its clothes and clawed America back from the abyss of economic depression.
Great work Gram; your voodoo is very, very strong.
It's strange that Hustler was that adamant about making sure people knew the its movie was a parody, considering Larry Flynt set *the* precedent for parodying public figures as a first amendment right in Larry Flynt v. Falwell.