Gram Ponante remembers something that happened at camp that made him the person he is today

“Rocki Whore Picture Show” is one of the handful of porn parodies that pays its own way; it has a good shot of pleasing porn fans who like the original camp film as well as those who’ve never seen it.

This crossover is even better than when Gary Coleman as Arnold Drummond visited Ricky Schroeder on “Silver Spoons.” (UPDATE: I wrote this BEFORE Mr. Coleman died.)

Sometimes you can experience the whole world without leaving the room. It also helps if there are naked 19-year-olds in that room.

The Coen Brothers’ original is a beloved movie that is full of pornish tie-ins already: Now Tom Byron as The Dude will carry a storyline involving stolen porn VHS tapes “that really tied his collection together.”

If Diamond Foxxx is this good in basic administrative tasks, think about the dedication she’d bring to a blowjob.

It is because “Antichrist” says something so sweet, tender, and true about the relationships between men and Satan’s personifications of the fury of nature (or, as von Trier calls them, “women”), that I’d rather not see it corrupted by a porn adaptation.

Because I had forgotten about gay icon Alan Ball’s bayou vampire saga “Tru Blood,” I naturally assumed New Sensations’ porn parody “Tru” was about Robert Morse’s bravura performance as gay icon Truman Capote.

“The ‘going rate’ for talent is decided by the purchaser in an open free market and I have exercised my right to purchase or not make a purchase,” said Mullen.

“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”

“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”

In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.

Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?

“Women likes vampires because they’re sexy,” said Brooke.