“Jurassic Jaws” or: Why porn parodies haven’t killed me
Gram Ponante remembers something that happened at camp that made him the person he is today
porn parodies
“Rocki Whore” explores slutty monogamy
“Rocki Whore Picture Show” is one of the handful of porn parodies that pays its own way; it has a good shot of pleasing porn fans who like the original camp film as well as those who’ve never seen it.
“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
Is “The Bradys Meet the Partridge Family” better than “When Harry Met Sally” or “Alien Vs. Predator”?
This crossover is even better than when Gary Coleman as Arnold Drummond visited Ricky Schroeder on “Silver Spoons.” (UPDATE: I wrote this BEFORE Mr. Coleman died.)
Around the world in 4077 days with Chanel Preston and Eric Swiss
Sometimes you can experience the whole world without leaving the room. It also helps if there are naked 19-year-olds in that room.
“To Catch a Predator XXX – MILFS Get Busted”: So Good I Didn’t Think It Was A Porn Parody
Rosano’s deadpan delivery of Quasar’s very funny script, referencing everything from Ewoks to the Egg Council, is a perfect example of how to be clever and do a porn movie at the same time
Coitus: On the set of “The Big Lebowski” porn parody
The Coen Brothers’ original is a beloved movie that is full of pornish tie-ins already: Now Tom Byron as The Dude will carry a storyline involving stolen porn VHS tapes “that really tied his collection together.”
Diamond Foxxx gives a little extra, obviously
If Diamond Foxxx is this good in basic administrative tasks, think about the dedication she’d bring to a blowjob.
“This Ain’t Star Trek 2 XXX: The Butterfly Effect” or “This Ain’t ‘Wrath of Khan,’ either”
All I wanted from this NC(C)-17(01) adaptation of “Star Trek 2” was that the Ricardo Montalban character not be called “Khunt.”
Preventing “This Ain’t Antichrist XXX”
It is because “Antichrist” says something so sweet, tender, and true about the relationships between men and Satan’s personifications of the fury of nature (or, as von Trier calls them, “women”), that I’d rather not see it corrupted by a porn adaptation.
In Hot Blood: “Tru: An XXX Parody”
Because I had forgotten about gay icon Alan Ball’s bayou vampire saga “Tru Blood,” I naturally assumed New Sensations’ porn parody “Tru” was about Robert Morse’s bravura performance as gay icon Truman Capote.
Working blue: Porn and mainstream movie industries learn from one other
If Hollywood can cash in on the small-breast niche, might porn benefit from Scientology?
The Week in Porn Hysteria: We’re “Not” paying $1200 for an anal scene
“The ‘going rate’ for talent is decided by the purchaser in an open free market and I have exercised my right to purchase or not make a purchase,” said Mullen.
“Listen up, Douche-ass”: Rating the “Jersey Shore” porn parodies
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”
The Great Garden State Porn Experiment
My machine? She’s a dud. [She happens to be] all stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of [New] Jersey.
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin”: It’s about time we got some class around here
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Kayden Kross just does it, but Holly Sampson doesn’t
It is as if the spirit of the season has covered the porn industry with wholesomeness.
Holly Sampson: Tiger’s Wonder Years
Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?
“Tru Blood”y Well Right
“Women likes vampires because they’re sexy,” said Brooke.