Sucking cocks in Hell: Porn stars discuss horror movies
“This inhuman place makes human monsters” – Danny Torrance
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XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
XRCO insta-gallery: 2005-2008
Here is a gallery of four years of XRCO shows I attended. They demonstrate how it is often possible – even preferable – to not watch the actual show.
Porn Name of the Week: Aileen Ghettman
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
Today in couples’ porn: “Suck It Bitch”
The movie gives us wholesome alternatives to overused terms of endearment like “You complete me,” “I feel safe with you,” and “Gram, you are my home and I will love you forever.”
“Fem Slave 2” or: The Littlest Bitch Queen
This movie is provocative but doesn’t answer an important question: In the rulebound world of lifestyle BDSM, should bitches get slapped for typos?
“The Shining” Aiden Starr
I have always been America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, and you have always been the caretaker. And Aiden Starr? I corrected her.
Into the Realm with David Aaron Clark
DAC would relish the chance to come back as a vengeful Japanese ghost
Is “Alice” the new MILF?
It is not lost on this observer that all three of this year’s Alices have names that begin with S. They also have vaginas.
Asa Akira and David Aaron Clark’s week of robots and blood
“I guess because it’s obsessive, casually kinky, giddily dark. Oh, and full of the kind of sex and the kind of women that turn me on, that I happen to think make life worth living. If you’re twisted like that, too, I’m confident you’ll find it fulfilling on multiple levels.”
Everything Butt: The Girls
Kink.com has unveiled its latest website, EverythingButt.com, which each Tuesday and Saturday – you could say they’re anal about it – will feature new stills […]
How’s Your Father? Gazzman’s trans-Atlantic quest for the "Perfect Breasts"
Of all the problems facing the porn world, runaway productions isn’t one of them. My staff at the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce ensures that […]
Erica McLean, at your Circus
Without really thinking about it, people are fond of saying, “If you want to know about a country, look at its pornography.” Then they will […]
Erica McLean’s Hardcore Circus
Studio: Erica McLean/Cheeky Monkey Director: Erica McLean Cast: Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone, Lavish Styles, Tommy Gunn, Madison Scott, Lee Stone, Kendra […]
Stormy Daniels wins key endorsement
Following weeks of private reflection and prayer, I heartily endorse Mrs. Stormy Daniels as the next junior Senator from the Great State of Louisiana. “I […]
Anus in Wonderland or: Aiden Starr is Furmented
That one of Aiden Starr’s former porn names is Lolita (for obvious reasons) and because Lewis Carroll just loved kids, it is wholly appropriate that […]
Live in My Secrets
Studio: Vivid-AltDirector: Kimberly KaneCast: Aiden Starr, Tyler Knight, Kimberly Kane, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Claire Adams, Mandy Morbid, Faith Leon, April Flores Portions of this […]
Bobbi Starr: Heart in the clouds, head in the toilet
Is it a crush if you want someone to put your head down a toilet while he fucks you? Bobbi Starr refers to it as […]
Madison Young assimilates AVN red carpet
One of these things is not like the other – and that’s OK. When Madison Young walked the AVN Awards red carpet with other members […]
Account of a Visit from Federal Agents
was the night before Christmas, and I was forlorn Ne’r a vibrator whirring in the Valley of Porn; The studios closed reluctantly down, For fear […]