Satan wears tube socks, is also not a mom
Wow.You know my towering rage when women advertised as MILFs aren’t actually moms, so you can imagine the sadness and hurt I felt when Satan […]
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Alternate dialogue for a MILF movie
I much prefer the term “Cougars” for women of a certain age (say, over 40) who appear in porn movies, because “MILFs” is so often […]
Remember a Tranny on Mother’s Day
The accepted way for your hi-larious officemate to make fun of a porn movie is to add a ridiculously high number to a wacky title […]
Kelly Madison: have wristband, will travel
When I think of California’s Inland Empire I don’t think of meth labs and the slow devastation of the Salton Sea, I think of Kelly […]
Porn stars to return to Porn Star Karaoke tomorrow
According to independent auditing agency The Merkin Group, women are labeled “porn stars” upon their first appearance in a pornographic movie, whereas their mainstream counterparts […]
Blind Item: What to say when you are fitted with a diaphragm
I got a call from a well-known MILF who had entered a wonderful new stage of her life. “The factory is once again a playground,” […]
Amy Fisher and Lou Bellera: How to quit worrying and love your celebrity sex tape
“Well, honey, I have something to tell you.” Amy Fisher and Lou Bellera were having marital problems in April of 2007. They had separated and […]
You Be the Judge: Squirting or Urinating?
Of the debates that occasionally tear Porn Valley asunder, there is none so divisive as what constitutes squirting and what is peeing. And if there […]
A small gallery of people watching other people having sex
Here is Tristan Taormino watching a blowjob being performed in Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex #2: Fellatio. Her posture is laudable. Read more […]
New Porn Daily: Triple threats prove truth in advertising
At no point in JM Productions’ Wife, Mother, Whore are the five female performers (including Alison Pierce, above) asked if they themselves gave birth to […]
Porn stars in my past, nipples in the news
I went to college with a guy named Brian and a woman named Jennifer (as did many of us). One day, Brian came into our […]
I <3 Suckable
I thought for a second that she was giving birth and that the child was exiting the way Superman flies.
Gram’s NicheAlertTM: TeenMILFs
When we were younger, any nudity was exciting. National Geographic topless pygmies, Museum of Science childbirth exhibits, and homeless people rutting in the alley behind […]
New Porn Daily: Transsexual MILFs
Each of us has acquaintances who don’t work for the Porno-Industrial Complex who say pithy things like “So, how do you review a porn movie? […]
New, Older Porn Daily: Cougars on the Hunt
I prefer the term “cougar” to “MILF” because the former doesn’t require all the fact-checking the latter does. Cougar just means a hot older woman […]
Janine Loves Jenna
Studio: ClubJenna/VividDirector: Justin SterlingCast: Jenna Jameson, Janine Lindemulder, Justine Joli, Justin Sterling, Manuel Ferrara, Julian, Dominica Leon, Jerry, Reno, Nicole Brazzle, Veronica Lynn, Cherokee, Sativa […]
VCA unveils MILF font
While the adult industry has yet to agree on a MILF definition, VCA Labs has attempted to set in place an integral part of the […]
Easter MILFs and the Fertile Crescent
“I concentrate on the M in MILF,” said Grip Johnson, reclusive co-director of Chatsworth Pictures’ MILF Meat 6, in an exclusive Easter interview. Each of […]
MILF Meat 6
Studio: Chatsworth PicturesDirector: Cram & Grip JohnsonCast: Jennifer Dark, Rebecca Steel, Angelica Sin, Tabatha Tucker Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot “Real Moms! […]
MILF, ass definitions continue to evolve
I have been traveling the highways and byways of Porn Valley this week asking people just what they think a MILF is. I have yet […]