Traffic Dude dead

After nine years selling and serving ads for many adult sites (including this one), Pueblo Colorado-based Traffic Dude is to liquidate its assets to clients and creditors in bankruptcy court. Like Google Ads, smaller ad server companies provide those banner and text ads on sites that they hope will be of interest to readers. I…

Study: Mutual exploitation an evolutionary fact

British scientists did not have to tap Chinese women (but they did) to find that women are more likely to achieve orgasm with wealthy men. This makes sense to me, as I am more inclined to reach orgasm with a wealthy woman. The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed…

Money is tight, but Audrey Hollander is not a whore

In worsening economic times, the tough get entrepreneurial. This morning I thought, “If I were a pimp, I could rent out bathroom stalls at Gram Ponante Towers [etc.] to hookers the way estheticians rent out pedicure stations.” Then I wondered if I had any pictures of porn stars in toilets. Then I remembered that I…

Holly West, Savannah Gold when gas cost $3.60 a gallon

The Vivid movie Watching My Wife was made in July, 2007. Of course we thought gas was expensive then; we were even making adjustments to the way we drove. But little did Holly West and Savannah Gold, lounging (if one can describe the tremendous upper body strength expenditure required to keep, what, 60 lbs. of…

Mom and pop whores benefit from rising gas prices: Report

While legal brothels in Nevada, zoned for communities of fewer than 400,000 people and often far from interstates, are suffering from the steady increase in gas prices, illegal prostitutes are doing just fine, the National Network of Johns, Pimps, And Prostitute Teamsters (NNJPPT) reported. “Corporate prostitution is and always has been the bane of the…

Belladona shares views on tank, 2005

“The other day I paid $96 for a tank of premium unleaded for my 2005 Range Rover,” said Belladonna. Experts on porn and fuel warn that refilling the tank from Half results in less gas evaporation than refilling from Empty, and that the optimum time to refill is in the late evening or early morning,…

Porn economics: Vaginas and gas

As gas prices increase, people across the country are adjusting their lives accordingly by taking public transportation, riding bikes, or staying inside for longer periods, playing more videogames and watching more porn like the activists they are. But two adult performers signing at this weekend’s Erotica L.A. have found that, unlike their vaginas, the price…

"Porn flatters itself," sniffs Blu-ray

Blu-ray Association spokesman Andy Parsons, a vice president of Pioneer, suggests that adult’s notion of itself as a technology Taste Leader is exaggerated, even if the industry helped decide the VHS-Betamax war in the 80’s. “Adult content should be appreciated for what it is,” Parsons told Variety, “but it is not mainstream and it will…

Concentric circle jerks of porn profits

The next-most-useless thing to the inflated revenue declared by Big Porn is people blogging about it. The thesis statement of Boing Boing’s story about how the adult industry couldn’t possibly make $13 billion a year is that the organization offering that number, AVN, is the only source people go to for verification of that number.…