…the “Sex & the City” parody is much more satisfying than the original show, which left me feeling guilty after each viewing because I always wanted to shoot certain characters in the face.

As a Black Man, I am happy to report that each of the female castmembers is a fine-ass bitch.

The best character in the movie is Alec Knight as Major Healy. Played by Bill Daily in the original, Knight nevertheless does a flawless Paul Lynde impression. Maybe he thought it was “Bewitched.”

Roseanne: The XXX Parody

Studio: Dream Zone Enertainment
Director: Jim Enrght
Starring: Kelly Shibari, Tim von Swine, Violet Monroe, Jules Sterling, Vin Vercose, Kayla Paige, Kris Slater, Dylan Ryder, Johnny Castle, Jack Lawrence

This review originally appeared on Fleshbot

The Connor family gathers for Thanksgiving and, Cinemax-style, employs a generic soundtrack and uses phone calls and flashbacks to set up sex scenes that could have taken place in any movie, but for the lovely Violet Monroe’s plaid shirt.

For some reason the gang is gathered in a room outfitted like a mead hall, underlining a production that didn’t try too hard. When Jack Lawrence steps in for a scene (set up via phone) in a jail, we sense that he was hired simply because he already owned a cop uniform.

Would it have killed them to throw in an Exidor? Yes, probably. But Tyler Faith fills me with Mearth.

“Flight Attendants” tries so hard to please that it collapses with the effort.

So Dylan Ryan really gives Fay the lesbian treatment, bending her this way and that, and Sadie Swede envelops Rocco Reed in her glorious MILFitude. Eden Adams is all leggy, dirty angles in her scene, and the beautiful Nicole Ray drapes herself over a couch for Chris Charming.

Studio: X-Play/HustlerDirector: Will RyderCast: Thomas Ward, Misty Stone, Cassidy Clay, Sarah Vandella, Tyler Knight, Jaelyn Fox, Tee Reel The factory-farmed porn parody industry has released an almost perfect example of the art form in “Not the Cosbys XXX”; it does everything you need it to do and nothing you don’t. What makes “Not the Cosbys [...]

But if other companies are looking at the resurgence of parodies as the one bright spot in an otherwise dismal adult DVD market, New Sensations seems to be banking on the Internet as the last, best moneymaker in porn.