Open bar at the Rears place
Let’s say you have just ended a taxing relationship with a passive-aggressive and possibly bipolar woman from Brown and you meet someone who says, “Let’s […]
Month: September 2006
The skinning
As you know, 92 percent of GramPonante.com readers stop by for the exhilarating text and dieting tips. That is why you might not notice the […]
It’s the Great Blumpkin, Billy Glide
Frat-porn auteur Billy Glide and his band of corporate professionals by day/sleazebag pornstars by night will sponsor Porn Star Karaoke next Tuesday. Glide has come […]
Speed dating with Crystal Wet
I met East L.A.’s own Crystal Wet on the set of Mercenary Pictures’ Black Moon Risin’ 4.Director Tina Tyler, a thoughtful employer, asked if Wet […]
Indigo Noir
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: Roy KarchCast: Lexington Steele, Vanessa Blue, Angel Eyes, Sydney Capri, Alexis Silver, Kapri Styles, Tee Reel, Nat Turner, Max Black Portions […]
Airgasm at Aura
The porn star party known as Naughty & Nice celebrates its first anniversary tonight at Aura on Ventura Blvd. in Studio City. This is a […]
"I’ll deal with you later, thrill-kitten."
My favorite movie this week is The Rebelle Rousers. Not that it was the most technically proficient (that honor belongs, hands down, to Island Fever […]
The Britney litany
The first two Britney Rears movies featured a female African-American narrator, or at least someone who, like me, passes as black. The third features a […]
Just like that river running through a dusty land
I was talking with a club promoter from Chicago last night who, back in 1979, used to help out at some of the adult theatres […]
More large breast news
Maxi “Giggles” Mounds, she of the World’s Largest Augmented Breasts record, writes me that many of the records the Guinness company keeps are not printed, […]
I submit to Britney Rears
As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, I pride myself on being above the many temptations this industry regularly throws at its fellowship of media elite. When […]
Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted
Studio: Hustler/X PlayDirector: Will RiderCast: Hillary Scott, Alana Evans, Jasmine Byrne, Naomi, Jenna Presley, Victoria Sweet, Kat, Tommy Gunn, Melissa Martinez, J. Depth, Kurt Lockwood, […]
Blond ambition
Have you ever seen Carmen Luvana do anything bad? I haven’t. I assume she runs a red light here and there, maybe even fails to […]
Your mother should probably be arrested
Some people search for spiritual well-being. I, having attained that already through a series of courses at DeVry, seek to define once and for all […]
Pink Submarine
Doubtless you’ve wondered which Beatle each of the current Digital Playground contract performers would be. As the unofficial leader of the girls, Jesse Jane would […]
Singing "War Pigs" at karaoke will not get you laid
…unless you’re female, and then you might as well throw in the whole “Paranoid” album. Last night’s Porn Star Karaoke featured exactly two actual porn […]
Island Fever 4
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: JooneCast: Jesse Jane, Teagan Presley, Jana Cova, Sophia Santi, Kinzie Kenner, Marie Luv, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Scott Nails, Jean Valjean, Marco […]
Sperm to bridge color divide
Prior to it being instituted as an Olympic event in 2008, Lethal Hardcore’s Interracial Sperm Swallowing (2) seeks to address the very real issue of […]
I went back to Ohio but my titties were huge
It is a proud day in my own personal history when I can use the word “titties” twice. The great city of Toledo is hosting […]
Gram Ponante Sold to Playboy
Gram Ponante and Playboy are furious that the word has leaked. A source writes: “Gram Ponante Towers, Helipad, Aviary, Splash Park, and several suits of […]