“It was between the brothers, KK”
I just needed to get a “Godfather 2” reference out there or I would have felt like I hadn’t done my job.
Month: June 2011
Ryan Keely at Sexy Tales: “You came to watch a porn star read?”
No amount of theoretical study compares to the single sense memory of knowing how to roll one’s partner over the wet spot.
MontagFoto 6.27.11—The Curious Sofa
The manipulation of time seems to be clogging Vandella’s synapses.
Boxcover of the Week: Watching My Daughter Go Doobie
All that uncertainty is right there in the photo. It is as if all the Doobies had watched their daughters go black and were shaken by the experience.
Skating away: Behind the scenes with Sunny Lane
Gram Ponante shares some candid photos of Sunny Lane at various periods of her porn career, including a backstage video from “The Flying Pink Pig”
FBI: Whitey Bulger also had huge porn stash
“I really would have liked to have seen him in Axel Braun’s ‘The Departed XXX’ with Octomom,” says Mueller. “But I guess we have to jail him and stuff.”
I’ll be your Dream Warrior, Jennifer White: On the set of “A Wet Dream on Elm Street”
Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.
Porn marriage, Sunny Lane style
For all her Girl Next Door accessibility and bubbly exterior, Lane is a chess player
Finally, a Miss USA who hasn’t done porn
“[Campanella] didn’t know what a popshot was,” marveled Miss Kentucky. “Much less a Fake Internal Popshot.”
MontagFoto 6.20.11—Audrey Hollander
Maybe the porn business is tanking, but at least Audrey Hollander looks good.
Boxcover of the Week: I think you know already, Arial Rose
“Teach me to be a nasty girl!” reads the pink-stroked text. Not only is she topless and pulling her panties down, but the font is pink-stroked!
Den of Iniquity: Legendary porn reviewer dies
Den was a true believer and a statistician the way an avid baseball fan is.
Why is this woman unemployed?
“Unemployment Benefits” suggests that hot women cannot get jobs in America, which is shocking.
“Grand Theft Auto XXX” is a rockstar parody
Even if you are not a fan of videogames like “Grand Theft Auto,” you will appreciate Daring! director Dawn’s efforts in recreating the tension, the grittiness, and the camera style common to narrative games in this well-acted, funny, and fast-paced hardcore video.
Best of Inbox Nudes 6.15.11
Ask not from whom to choose the nudes; it tolls for thee.
MontagFoto 6.13.11—Ava Rose and Alexa Jordan
I was on my way to the promised land
Boxcover of the Week: Girls won’t get you pregnant, Tori Black
Everyone knows that spread legs are a woman’s way of saying “impregnate me and tie me to the Earth.”
Tommy Pistol: Life After His “Gruesome Death”
“The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol” is an autobiographical snuff film.
“Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”: “The Vagina Monologues”
How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?
Exclusive: “I liked you when you just did girls”
“She does interracial, gangbangs, footjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, blowjobs, and bukkake; pre-ops, post-ops, snuff, and lingerie. She does cougar, MILF, GILF, and cosplay, scatporn, catporn, vampires, trampling, dogs and horses, escorts, water bondage, and DVDA. But I liked her when she just did girls.”