With everything falling apart in Porn Valley, from runaway production to decreased sales to piracy to weekly STD outbreaks, we wonder why Nikki Benz would even want to take over Porn Valley in “Benz Mafia.”
Studio: Brazzers
Starring: Nikki Benz, Kortney Kane, Kieran Lee, Danny Mountain, Tommy Pistol
Using nothing but harsh words and massive boobs, Nikki Benz and Kortney Kane take over Porn Valley from the British, just like Paul Revere did.
Nikki Benz is a porn star’s porn star. Every part of her body has been fine-tuned and machine-crafted to elicit a strong reaction from both men and women, whether on a stripper pole or on a porn set. There is nothing girl-next-door about her; she is a professional and efficient no-bullshit sex mercenary, and she’s awfully good at her job.
That is why we will believe anything “The Benz Mafia” tells us, even if the idea of a porn industry run by “Snatch”-like British dudes (Danny Mountain and the scene-stealing Kieran Lee) being thwarted by Benz and fellow traveler Kortney Kane, who use no guns, just threats and their fantastic thighs, to seize control is frankly incredible.
Benz and Kane storm onto porn sets and strip clubs to tell those present that the Benz Mafia runs things now, and that all activities require her say-so. There are no offers of better working conditions for oppressed workers, a higher standard of production excellence or sexual quality control—just that Benz runs things. This does not suit Danny Mountain, who in the world of this movie rules Porn Valley from his nice suit. Benz and he even fuck before she lays down the law. But you need to watch the movie to learn the outcome.
There is nothing ingenue about Benz’s body; it is all business. To watch her slut herself up in the mirror (and “Benz Mafia” is great for shots like this, in which hard-core sex professionals rock the tools of their trade like action heroes put together their guns in montage sequences) is testament to why she is a name-brand porno star on several continents.
While “Benz Mafia” may not give us the best insight into Porn Valley (that would be the “How to Make A Cheap Porno” movies), it does give us a valuable look at Benz herself. Watching her in “Benz Mafia” was like a master class in being a porn star. And who knew Porn Valley was run by the British?
Buy “Benz Mafia” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Falling out of a tree with Dr. Suzy and Ryan Keely; No sex in the Sherman Room—a 6-hour porn odyssey
See also: Brazzers
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