You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.
This year’s XRCO Awards were a great fun time; a perfect encapsulation of the misplaced resentment, earnest good will, limited attention span, dark humor, poor planning, and uncalibrated sense of history that Porn Valley’s 4-decades-old adult industry is known for.
“These rings mean that, when I say sorry, I can put my wang back in your beav,” says Peter to Lois, and it’s true.
“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
In the center of Boardner’s courtyard was a fountain filled with dry ice and a huge candelabra dripping wax. I felt like I was at the freshman dorm for mopey girls, and I wasn’t complaining. Director Zenova Braeden and the Spice Network were celebrating (with dry ice and candles) the release of The Taunting, a [...]
Watching Burning Angel’s splattery Re-Penetrator is a perfect start to any evening (it’s like Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive with boobies), but I would not have recommended purchasing Re-Penetrator by itself on a DVD because it’s about 14 minutes long. Now Pulse Distribution, which handles the Burning Angel side of Joanna Angel (VCA handles the non-Internet [...]
I spoke with Eon McKai about Neu Wave Hookers, which I understand I am the first Person in the United States to have received. It’s an excellent movie and you should buy it or, like me, endeavor to get it for free. “After this, I’m not doing updates or revisions,” McKai said. He is flirting [...]