The Golden Globes and Oscars of Porn agree on six films.
Gram talks with AVN Awards host Danielle Stewart about cramming for one’s first porn awards show.
Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)
Bonnie Rotten plays a sex-and-apocalypse-wizened bounty hunter in the movie Tommy Pistol was born to make.
Nikki Benz takes over Porn Valley in “Benz Mafia,” but the film doesn’t answer the question of why she’d want to.
“You ain’t seen nothing yet,” sang BTO, and they were right.
Director Eddie Powell stages the blessed event in a room filled with as many swinging lightbulbs as dicks, and this artificial setting works well with Rotten, who has made her body something both of this world (in that you want to become part of it) and beyond it.
You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.
It’s movies like the sweet and ridiculous “Wet Dream on Elm Street” that makes us fall in love with easy, naked women with big boobs all over again.
This year’s XRCO Awards were a great fun time; a perfect encapsulation of the misplaced resentment, earnest good will, limited attention span, dark humor, poor planning, and uncalibrated sense of history that Porn Valley’s 4-decades-old adult industry is known for.
“These rings mean that, when I say sorry, I can put my wang back in your beav,” says Peter to Lois, and it’s true.
From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based
Points added that the Fonz shows up? Yes. And that he makes a Jump the Shark reference? Sure. But to what end?
“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”
“Taxi Driver” takes itself seriously and is done so well that we do, too, and that’s no mean
street feat for a porn movie.
Grid your loins, porn fans!
What makes “Jeopardy!” worth getting into isn’t in the movie at all, but in the fascinating Behind the Scenes footage available on the DVD.
Here is a porn idea you are free to use, as long as you provide Creative Commons attribution to Dan from Minneapolis
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.