You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
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“How to Make A Cheap Porno” is funny because it’s true
“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.
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This “Wet Dream” is worth the price of emission
It’s movies like the sweet and ridiculous “Wet Dream on Elm Street” that makes us fall in love with easy, naked women with big boobs all over again.
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XRCO 2012: An Awards Show for the Ages
This year’s XRCO Awards were a great fun time; a perfect encapsulation of the misplaced resentment, earnest good will, limited attention span, dark humor, poor planning, and uncalibrated sense of history that Porn Valley’s 4-decades-old adult industry is known for.
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“Family Guy XXX” is a good giggity if you can get it
“These rings mean that, when I say sorry, I can put my wang back in your beav,” says Peter to Lois, and it’s true.
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Gang-Hangar at the XBiz Awards
From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based
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“Mork & Mindy” exits from the other vagina
Points added that the Fonz shows up? Yes. And that he makes a Jump the Shark reference? Sure. But to what end?
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“Shut Up And Fuck” is the most fun you can have with your mouth closed
“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”
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“Taxi Driver” washes the cum off these sheets
“Taxi Driver” takes itself seriously and is done so well that we do, too, and that’s no mean street feat for a porn movie.
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“Jeopardy! XXX” popshots the question
What makes “Jeopardy!” worth getting into isn’t in the movie at all, but in the fascinating Behind the Scenes footage available on the DVD.
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“The King’s Seed”: Creative Commons Porn
Here is a porn idea you are free to use, as long as you provide Creative Commons attribution to Dan from Minneapolis
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Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
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“Sex & The City” & Cougars: Oh My
…the “Sex & the City” parody is much more satisfying than the original show, which left me feeling guilty after each viewing because I always wanted to shoot certain characters in the face.
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See The Taunting, then you drink
In the center of Boardner’s courtyard was a fountain filled with dry ice and a huge candelabra dripping wax. I felt like I was at the freshman dorm for mopey girls, and I wasn’t complaining. Director Zenova Braeden and the Spice Network were celebrating (with dry ice and candles) the release of The Taunting, a [...]
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Re-Penetrator re-released
Watching Burning Angel’s splattery Re-Penetrator is a perfect start to any evening (it’s like Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive with boobies), but I would not have recommended purchasing Re-Penetrator by itself on a DVD because it’s about 14 minutes long. Now Pulse Distribution, which handles the Burning Angel side of Joanna Angel (VCA handles the non-Internet [...]
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“Neu Wave Hookers”—I dig it
I spoke with Eon McKai about Neu Wave Hookers, which I understand I am the first Person in the United States to have received. It’s an excellent movie and you should buy it or, like me, endeavor to get it for free. “After this, I’m not doing updates or revisions,” McKai said. He is flirting [...]
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