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Bree Olson: Life imitates porn

If “greed is good,” as Michael Douglas said to Charlie Sheen in “Wall Street,” then Bree Olson is living the outcome of one of her own movies.

She told PEOPLE magazine:

Charlie is a great man, he is an awesome provider, he can provide the lifestyle to accommodate a relationship such as what the three of us have, and I’ve never been in a relationship before where a man was able to do that so this is great.

I met Olson on the set of Ernest Greene’s “The Surrender of O” in 2008, a move in which her character shrewdly negotiates a contract in which financial pampering is exchanged for her sexual servitude.

I wish I could say Olson and I talked about “Spin City,” the “Hot Shots!” movies, or the “Two And A Half” hours her costar needed to get hard that day. Instead, we talked about her purple bathrobe.

“I like being naked except for bathrobes,” she said.

“I’m a skeleton under all this skin,” I said.

Could we have made a life together??

Many porn performers see a huge distinction between what they do and prostitution. I see that distinction and respect it. But I also have to hand it to the women who see no distinction beyond the fact that, at least in Olson’s case, prostitution pays more, and you’ve got to follow the money.

How many boyfriends has Bree Olson had to support? More than a few, I’d think. And I talk with people every day who are at least, if not more, bipolar, drug-addled, and unhinged as Sheen—and most of them are Olson’s former castmates.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Bree Olson/”Surrender of O” gallery; The further pimping of Kacey Jordan; The Surrender of O review
See also: Charlie Sheen Goddess’s Mom Fears for Her Daughter

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  1. Dirty Dan says:

    While it is tough to fathom the near future for Mr. Sheen, (who does appear to have a touch of the fevers), I can’t begrudge the man for satiating his carnal desires with Ms. Bree. In fact, after a weekend of of compliance with Bree Olson, I too, would likely be moving in fits and starts.

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