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Revenge Lack-of-Porn: Ex Hustler Employee Remembers Larry Flynt

March 24, 2021 Gram the Man 0

Larry Flynt, who died in February at 78, liked Sean Carnage. But Life with Larry wasn’t always pleasant.

Maitland Ward: “(Not) a Cautionary Tale”

July 25, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Maitland Ward says that her mainstream-to-porn journey is not a cautionary tale.

Quips Don’t Lie: Gram’s Hot Take on Shakira, Shakira

February 3, 2020 Gram the Man 0

14 minutes of white people losing they damn mind

Last Call at the Hard Rock: An AVN 2020 Gallery

January 31, 2020 Gram the Man 0

“It’s ironic that a bunch of porn girls are going to be hanging out at the Virgin Hotel next year.”

LOYAL ROYAL SUBJECTS SAVE HARRY AND MEGHAN FROM POACHING PORNOGRAPHERS

January 22, 2020 Gram the Man 0

“I am also an American who fell in love and moved to the U.K., just like Meghan Markle,” the former New Yorker-turned-glamcore director says. “I don’t want to see her new adventure tainted by porn poachers.”

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Your Paper Towels Are Proudly Used on Porn Sets, Alyssa Milano

March 4, 2016 Gram the Man 0

I also enjoy Shannen Doherty’s line of spackle and earthquake readiness nubs.

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You Can’t Spell Pahrump Without Pimp, Sort Of: Dennis Hof’s “Art of the Pimp”

November 2, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Dennis Hof’s “The Art of the Pimp: A Love Story — One Man’s Search for Love, Sex, And Money” launches Porn Memoir Week.

DANICA DILLON IS A DUGGARFUCKER

An Open Letter to Celebrities Seeking Porn Star Sex

August 26, 2015 Gram the Man 0

…your attraction to her fame is the most mutual attraction you will ever have

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Nimoy Posthumously Spock-shocks Facebook with Fascinating Fat Photos

March 5, 2015 Gram the Man 1

“Leonard Nimoy wanted us proud and naked and fat,” says Jukie Sunshine of the 2004 photoshoot that captured her and her cohorts in the Fat-Bottom Revue.

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OUTRAGE: The French And Their Horrible Tradition of Foot Shaming

August 19, 2014 Gram the Man 1

“Le Monde is — how you say — not so big, eh?” — Francois de Mechagodzilla Petite-Squirrele

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Christy Mack’s Brutal Reality Show

August 15, 2014 Gram the Man 5

No one assumes a non-famous battered wife must have done something to deserve the beating.

Belle Knox, Duke Freshman And Outed Porn Performer, Calls Out A Double Standard

March 5, 2014 Gram the Man 3

Why, when a gang of masturbators senses vulnerability in a woman, do they pounce?

The Ross Sisters, Pictures of Lily, Tom Hagen’s Trip, Calling Your Daughters like They’re Pigs, And Having A Crush on People Who Are Probably Dead

February 13, 2014 Gram the Man 3

Minderjährigabertotenjetzlust doesn’t even cover it

Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013

December 31, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)

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People Take Jenna Jameson’s Return to Porn Personally

September 12, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Jameson’s star power in this little corner of the world is revealed in how personally fan and hater alike are taking he return.

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“Jurassic: Stoned Age” or: Why You Need Kayden Kross in Your Low-Budget Comedy

August 18, 2013 Gram the Man 3

Kayden Kross plays the straight man against two libidinous stoners in “Jurassic: Stoned Age.”

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God Touches Chrissy Amphlett

April 22, 2013 Gram the Man 0

A touching tribute to Christina Amphlett, 1959-2013

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Romney Walks Back “Lesbians Are Sinners” Comments

July 31, 2012 Gram the Man 1

‘With fingers, toys, and tongues hard at work, these ladies will always succumb to the sins of lesbians,’ it says right here. Always, my friends.

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Sex Tourism: Porn Film Vacations [video]

July 27, 2012 Gram the Man 2

“The difference with Porn Film Vacations is that the guests are in the inner sanctum,” he says, “not a lookee-loo with a camera phone on the other side of a velvet rope.”

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Proof: Ron Jeremy talks rum, Milton Berle [video]

June 12, 2012 Gram the Man 0

If you’re going to interview someone about his rum, the right thing to do is to have consumed a lot of it beforehand

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