Celebrating the successful completion of her 24th year at Rick’s Cabaret in Manhattan, the statuesque Long Islander has a stunning and awkward—stawkward—look common to beautiful young women who
are paid to feel compelled to have their birthday parties at nightspots rather than at their neighborhood Olive Garden.
Throughout this 5-minute video (which also features Justine Joli and Gina Lynn), Ford darts her eyes to the right, her expression pained. I would be that way, too, if it were my goddamned birthday and I couldn’t have any cake.
I’d say, “For Christ’s sake, Gina Lynn: I am going to eat your fucking garishly-painted face if I don’t get some cake in my cake opening stat.”
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See also: Rick’s Cabaret