“A Day in the Life”: Danny D. comes at least 3,979 short of 4,000 holes
Danny D. is a lucky man who made the grade
Month: June 2012
“Jurassic Jaws” or: Why porn parodies haven’t killed me
Gram Ponante remembers something that happened at camp that made him the person he is today
Kiki D’Aire’s own private “Camp Erotica” [interview]
Kiki D’aire talks with Gram Ponante about her role in 2000’s “Camp Erotica,” managing a porn agency, guys who can’t get it up, and meeting girls who remind her of her.
Fleshlight uncorks Nina Hartley’s legendary bits-in-a-can
“I think it’s really going to be interesting to strap on a strap-on and fuck myself,” says Hartley.
[PR] Lawsuit reveals porn’s true value
According to the press release, the content is worth somewhere in excess of zilch
MontagFoto 6.23.12—Banks on a Bike
Both Jon Dough and director Jane Waters are now dead, but the remake of “Car Wash Angels” had nothing to do with that. If anything, Gabriella Banks probably prolonged their lives.
“How to Make A Cheap Porno” is funny because it’s true
“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.
Fire in the Loins!—Alyssa Branch
Dressed that way, I think Alyssa Branch should walk into rooms yelling “Fire in the Loins!”
Hospice Hollie, You’re My Hero
Writer/Model/Clown/Bon Vivant Hollie Stevens married comedian Eric Cash last week in a hospital conference room overlooking San Francisco. She and her medical team expect her to be discharged to the couple’s new apartment shortly, where Hollie will begin hospice care.
Today in Admirable Restraint: At least they didn’t call it “Whore-O”
“We will do whatever it takes for an independent California.”
MontagFoto 6.18.12—Vannah, show me Octomom
“Why do you show up to my job and knock the cocks out of my mouth?”
When “Bad Ideas” is a good idea
If you agree that porn, bless its heart, is about dressing up the solitary act of masturbation, then the couples’ movie is itself kind of a fetish; It is a paraphilia in which viewers use the performers as props for their own sordid offscreen strivings.
Michael Ninn: Brought to you with condiments of the Mob
Michael Ninn may have been one of the last pornographers to receive funding for a movie by means of a shoebox full of cash.
Looking for America on the “Midnight Prowl”
You want to fuck a stranger? Go to the In-n-Out parking lot like everyone else. But if you want a porn movie in which performers pretend to be fucking strangers, well, “Midnight Prowl” is almost as seedy.
This “Wet Dream” is worth the price of emission
It’s movies like the sweet and ridiculous “Wet Dream on Elm Street” that makes us fall in love with easy, naked women with big boobs all over again.
Adrianna Luna finds her light
Adrianna Luna brightens up any warehouse
Proof: Ron Jeremy talks rum, Milton Berle [video]
If you’re going to interview someone about his rum, the right thing to do is to have consumed a lot of it beforehand
MontagFoto 6.11.12—Everyone loves white women
Justine Joli, Felix Vicious, and Jade Starr react in different ways to my suggestion that we enter into common law marriage back in 2008.
“Buffy XXX” is a Hershey Highway to the Hellmouth
I feel like every 18-year-old pornstress cast in a parody of some 80’s sitcom she’s never seen. No, not my champagne glass doughball breasts and my vagina that smells like watermelon bubblegum: a blank slate.
Dairy Queef: “Milk Nymphos 3” does a body good
“Milk Nymphos 3” is really a movie for the rest of us. It says, “I’ll take your 1 Percent and shoot it out of my ass.”