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Krissy Kage: Life Is Suffering

Poor Krissy Kage.

In dominatrix auteur Julie Simone’s “Vicious Vixxxens VI: Krissy the Love Sex Doll,” Kage can’t seem to catch a goddamn break. A whimpering mess in a doll outfit, she is presented, still in wrapping paper, to deviant glamazon Summer Cummings, who does all manner of things to her whilst dressed herself in a series of outrageous outfits.

The only two things Kage registers across her long body are Fear and Moistness.

I ask you, Readers, if you’ve ever been involved in a reationship that seemed bereft of advantage to you, and how you justified staying in it. That’s what I got from this series of scenarios between Cummings and Kage. What’s in it for Krissy?

While most of the movie features Kage as a trussed-up dildocushion, for one scene she emerges as a long-limbed tomgirl being harassed by Cummings as her blowsy mom. I liked this one because it showed the most skin.

But for those of you who still possess working imaginations as well as sadomasochistic sensibilities, the rest of “Vicious Vixxxens VI” is pretty heady stuff, too. Julie Simone’s low-budget character studies aren’t big on production value, but you know that each time Cummings spanks Kage’s ass, she leaves a little bit of her heart there.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Way out sounds from deep in your urethra; Tuesdays with Julie; Gia Paloma’s fan letter
See also: Julie Simone

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  1. JR says:

    I don’t give a toss (tee-hee, ha-ha, as the Buddha would say) about this kind of content, but as a derelict with a self-perceived modicum of “taste” I put Simone’s blog on my webfeed some years back and she’s almost always definitely worth a read. And, yeah, OK: she’s smoking hot.

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