“But we so wanted to see Tara Lynn Foxx as Jenny in the ‘Singled Out’ parody,” a spokesperson for the McCarthy family did not say.
gallery
“Portrait of a Call Girl” has a lot to say
“Portrait of A Call Girl” is my favorite porn movie in a long time.
Gram Is There
Clean living with Gram
Though marijuana is as much a part of the California lifestyle as drivebys and Disneyland, it is not for me.
gallery
“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX”: It Involves Cocaine
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.
business
Around the world in 4077 days with Chanel Preston and Eric Swiss
Sometimes you can experience the whole world without leaving the room. It also helps if there are naked 19-year-olds in that room.
Today in Porn Valley
XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
classic
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
reviews
My Sexy Life: Phoenix Marie
Studio: MuffiaDirector: Phoenix MarieCast: Phoenix Marie, Andi Anderson, Eric Swiss, Angelina Valentine, Carmella Bing, Francesca Le, Tori Black, Adriana Nicole You know who’s sexy in person? Phoenix Marie. She seems, in all the best ways, ready to go. So we were very interested to see her solo project, “My Sexy Life.” A lot of porn [...]
Today in Porn Valley
Accepting porn parodies for the greater good
As with fake boobs, my own genius and mortality, and traffic on the 405, I have come to accept porn parodies and to recognize their right to exist. I cannot fight them anymore, for there are too many. Instead, I judge them on their own merits and no longer wish them wiped from the face [...]
reviews
Not Married with Children XXX
Studio: XPlay Director: Will Ryder Cast: Eric Swiss, Brittany O’Connell, Kagney Linn Karter, Dino Bravo, Dane Cross, India Summer, Brad Hardy, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Alyssa Hall, Emy Reyes, Reno, Kora Cummings, Payton Leigh, Barrett Blade, Nick Manning Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot “Not Married with Children XXX” is just about the [...]
geekery
You’re gonna need a bigger throat: Various porn stars posing with my first edition of "Jaws"
Why, you ask? Well, three thousand bucks buys a lot of roast. Angelina Armani lives every day like it’s Shark Week. If she were a shark, Joanna Angel would be a thresher. Lexi Love trusts the Gorton’s fisherman. Mancunians Louisa Richmond and Nikki Jayne can’t get Great Whites at the chippy. Eric Swiss either destroys [...]
events
Social networking for narcissists
Today I spoke on a panel about social networking at the XBiz Summer Forum. I thought it would be fun to tweet (I hate using that word; I want to punch myself – but who am I to change the language?) while I was sitting up there. Furthermore, I thought I would not be the [...]
celebrities
Reno 411: Strollin’ in the Brolin
The performer Reno, left, seen here on the set of Not Married with Children XXX, bears an uncanny resemblance to James Brolin in the false-Mission to Mars movie “Capricorn One.” Reno plays an escaped convict in this XPlay project (to be distributed by Hustler), with the delightful Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly, Eric Swiss as [...]
geekery
Madison Scott: Size 5
Here is Madison Scott on the set of XPlay’s Not Married With Children XXX. Neither she nor Brad Hardy, who is rooting her to her chair, play characters recognizable from the original show, unlike Eric Swiss, who does an excellent job as Al Bundy. No, Madison Scott instead reminds me of the type of woman [...]
events
Clean living with Gram
As you well know, I am able to consume, process, and enjoy mass quantities of alcohol. With each glass, snifter, flagon, tankard, skin, or sadder-but-wiser stripper’s navel-full I become more charming and witty. In fact, I’m drunk now. But if Mary Carey’s appearance on “Sober House” has taught me anything, it is that only by [...]
interviews
Filling the holes with Eric Swiss
Eric Swiss is fast becoming the Yaphet Kotto of the porn world. This does not mean he is chunky, black, and the grandson of the Crown Prince of Cameroon (thus making the analogy awkward) but instead that he appears prominently in a lot of movies and is not yet a big star. Calling Swiss articulate [...]
reviews
This Ain’t the Partridge Family XXX
Studio: HustlerDirector: Will RyderCast: Nick Manning, Sinclair, Tori Black, Faye Reagan, Payton Leigh, Scott Lyons, James Bartholet, Madison Scott, Jaclyn Case, Sarah Jessie, Shawna Lenee, Kristina Rose, Dane Cross, Eric Swiss, and Kris Slater Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Now that the porn DVD market has been thrown a lifeline by the [...]
BDSM
When tryptophan requires trip to can
Like you, I grew tired of my bloated aunts and uncles and high school friends after about three hours yesterday. So I looked around for a good family movie and, since Madagascar 2 and Quantum of Solace were sold out, I chose Slave 01 instead. “It must be this year’s The Color Purple,” I thought. [...]
reviews
Slave 01
Director: Mike Ramone Cast: Eric Swiss, Moxxie Maddron Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot At first, all we hear above the Blackness is the dragging of a chain, as if Marley’s Ghost has returned to the attic of the Cenobites. We are filled with unease. Master Eric wakes at 8 a.m. in his [...]
Get Smartass!
Studio: HustlerDirector: Stuart CanterburyCast: Kayla Paige, Veronica Rayne, Britney Amber, Eden Adams, Veronica Jett, Envi, Eric Swiss, Rod Fontana, Tony De Sergio, Dino Bravo by GramPonante.com Guest Reviewer Chauncey Boyd Get Smartass does an admirable job of matching the whimsical tone of the Get Smart franchise. As a knock-off, it’s closer to the 1965 Mel [...]
Narcissism
Social Network Disease