Sometimes Women Murder You: Jack the Zipper’s “Killers”
“Looks like the Spaniard met his match.”
Eric Swiss
The Unfortunate Typecasting of Eric Swiss
“You what-what a what?” I asked.
Gabe And Karla And Will And Mindy: “Shared Wives”
“I see the twisted remains of melted metal that was once a bike, and the wreckage of the humanity and families that are what’s left over of a $12,000 joyride which, yes, crashed, because they didn’t take it seriously.”
“Brides Maids XXX”: I think Melissa McCarthy would be proud of Sasha Knox
“But we so wanted to see Tara Lynn Foxx as Jenny in the ‘Singled Out’ parody,” a spokesperson for the McCarthy family did not say.
“Portrait of a Call Girl” has a lot to say
“Portrait of A Call Girl” is my favorite porn movie in a long time.
Clean living with Gram
Though marijuana is as much a part of the California lifestyle as drivebys and Disneyland, it is not for me.
“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX”: It Involves Cocaine
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.
Around the world in 4077 days with Chanel Preston and Eric Swiss
Sometimes you can experience the whole world without leaving the room. It also helps if there are naked 19-year-olds in that room.
XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
My Sexy Life: Phoenix Marie
Studio: MuffiaDirector: Phoenix MarieCast: Phoenix Marie, Andi Anderson, Eric Swiss, Angelina Valentine, Carmella Bing, Francesca Le, Tori Black, Adriana Nicole You know who’s sexy in […]
Accepting porn parodies for the greater good
As with fake boobs, my own genius and mortality, and traffic on the 405, I have come to accept porn parodies and to recognize their […]
Not Married with Children XXX
Studio: XPlay Director: Will Ryder Cast: Eric Swiss, Brittany O’Connell, Kagney Linn Karter, Dino Bravo, Dane Cross, India Summer, Brad Hardy, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, […]
You’re gonna need a bigger throat: Various porn stars posing with my first edition of "Jaws"
Why, you ask? Well, three thousand bucks buys a lot of roast. Angelina Armani lives every day like it’s Shark Week. If she were a […]
Social networking for narcissists
Today I spoke on a panel about social networking at the XBiz Summer Forum. I thought it would be fun to tweet (I hate using […]
Reno 411: Strollin’ in the Brolin
The performer Reno, left, seen here on the set of Not Married with Children XXX, bears an uncanny resemblance to James Brolin in the false-Mission […]
Madison Scott: Size 5
Here is Madison Scott on the set of XPlay’s Not Married With Children XXX. Neither she nor Brad Hardy, who is rooting her to her […]
Clean living with Gram
As you well know, I am able to consume, process, and enjoy mass quantities of alcohol. With each glass, snifter, flagon, tankard, skin, or sadder-but-wiser […]
Filling the holes with Eric Swiss
Eric Swiss is fast becoming the Yaphet Kotto of the porn world. This does not mean he is chunky, black, and the grandson of the […]
This Ain’t the Partridge Family XXX
Studio: HustlerDirector: Will RyderCast: Nick Manning, Sinclair, Tori Black, Faye Reagan, Payton Leigh, Scott Lyons, James Bartholet, Madison Scott, Jaclyn Case, Sarah Jessie, Shawna Lenee, […]