“This Ain’t Star Trek 2 XXX: The Butterfly Effect” or “This Ain’t ‘Wrath of Khan,’ either”
All I wanted from this NC(C)-17(01) adaptation of “Star Trek 2” was that the Ricardo Montalban character not be called “Khunt.”
“kimberly kane”
Preventing “This Ain’t Antichrist XXX”
It is because “Antichrist” says something so sweet, tender, and true about the relationships between men and Satan’s personifications of the fury of nature (or, as von Trier calls them, “women”), that I’d rather not see it corrupted by a porn adaptation.
Porn Name of the Week: Aileen Ghettman
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
XBiz L.A. wrap-up: “The pond gets smaller so the fish get bigger”
Nina Hartley, meanwhile, gave a very-present Evan Stone his Best Actor trophy, and they groped each other for a good minute while I stood by, alone, waiting for my chance to do things to Kane that would make the Kama Sutra curl up and explode.
Call for suggestions: Presenter etiquette at the XBiz Awards
I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Looking at Porn from Three Sides Now – The Best Porn Books of 2009
Three porn memoirs proved excellent reads this year and also blew a load of insight into a trio of the hundreds of possible porn careers: Pillow Queen Superstar, Esoteric Steveporn Stud, and Gonzo Director with a Dream.
Porn scenes from an Italian restaurant
“Someday soon, you’re going to have families of your own. And if you’re lucky, you’ll remember the little moments, like this, that were good.”
Belladonna and Kimberly Kane throw a snow ball for AIM
There are few people more exciting to think of having a date with than Belladonna and Kimberly Kane (well, I would have liked to go […]
Kane Sugar
It turns out the best porn parody wasn’t even funny, that Tori Black talks in a nice, low register when you’re fucking her in the […]
The Only thing wrong with "The Sex Files"
…is the title. And that wasn’t even their fault. See the review here. In the meantime, enjoy these pictures. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Kimberly […]
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody
If you Trust No One other than me, you really should see “The Sex Files.” You’ll believe – in your pants!!!!
Legal briefs: Satan’s whore hard to prosecute
For a few glorious weeks, New Sensations’ “X Files” fan fiction porno went by the name of the original show, with the subtitle “A Dark […]
“Big Wet Asses” aren’t just about the big wet asses anymore
Precision is the enemy of grabbing as many handfuls of hot, greased women as possible.
Big Wet Asses 15
Studio: Elegant Angel Director: William H Cast: Gianna Michaels, Ava Rose, Mia Rose, Julia Ann, Kimberly Kane, Michael Stefano, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Mr. Pete […]
Kimberly Kane: Better homes and vaginas
It’s not like I pay any special attention to Kimberly Kane’s vagina – it’s the person encircling it that I’m most fond of – but […]
Today in geekery: "The X-Files – A Dark XXX Parody"
You all know me; you know how I earn a livin’. And you probably know that the tone, execution, and intent of a porn movie, […]
Erica McLean, at your Circus
Without really thinking about it, people are fond of saying, “If you want to know about a country, look at its pornography.” Then they will […]
Erica McLean’s Hardcore Circus
Studio: Erica McLean/Cheeky Monkey Director: Erica McLean Cast: Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone, Lavish Styles, Tommy Gunn, Madison Scott, Lee Stone, Kendra […]
Lisa Ann snatches Eminem from obscurity
Lisa Ann becomes the first porn star to reprise a character she created for an adult film in Eminem’s “We Made You.” And she, as […]