Leaving out the welcome mat for Tanner Mayes
It looks like today’s theme is Porn Stars in Their Own Words. First Seth Dickens told us how life is like a hockey game, and […]
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Lust See TV class of 1991
Must See TV, a term coined to describe NBC’s Thursday night lineup throughout much of the 80s and 90s, provided source material for four porn […]
Jenn Steele
Jenn Steele supports our troops, July 2006
Savanna Samson looks, Steve Hirsch sounds, I feel wistful
A recent article in the New York Times about the dwindling of porn plots featured a photo of Savanna Samson staring thoughtfully toward the Bowery […]
California living with Riley Evans
Now and then I get tired of the constant sunshine and blunted affect of California. I worry that my retirement will be marred by landslides […]
Voting open for NightMoves Awards, with autumn closing in
So close to the Porn Valley mentality is the city of Tampa that a street bearing its name runs straight through Northridge. That is why […]
American Gokkun, mama let me be
I would call Amy Starz a delicious train wreck in “American Gokkun 9” were it not for the collected seminal residue (and residon’t) from more […]
Neither rain, nor snow, nor Flower Tucci squirting all over Sasha Grey’s face
As you may know, my older brother, Wilson Ponante, was recently involved in a motor crash of such devastation that we wondered if he would […]
God, grant me Sasha Grey
Sasha Grey considers this Serenity Prayer after having someone’s moral inventory dumped on her chest. She is a good sport, that Sasha Grey. (She only […]
Devon
Devon can’t take a bad picture (and I’ve tried). November 2006.
What "Naughty Nannies" finally reveals is better than what it doesn’t
It is not a crime – only creepy – to make porn featuring women pretending to be younger than they are, specifically, by virtue of […]
Breasts together, legs apart, with Erika, Erika, Erika Heart
Once upon a time, all you needed to see was the suggestion of a female-identified curve, whether it was buried in some underbrush, stuffed into […]
"Ten Little Asians 15": Sullen but frank Thai prostitute will not dignify your question "Are you a transsexual?" with a verbal answer
Everyone will mourn the passing of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson differently, I guess. See a gallery of “Ten Little Asians 15” here Buy “Ten […]
Celeste Star and Justine Joli
Celeste Star has a great smile, but Justine Joli, the cad, can only look at her vagina. May 2006.
Demi And Sunset: Value-added moms
Both feature aging (but game) porn performers who happen to have two teenage children, and we watch as the moms (jiggle) career and family.
In the red with Vixen Vogel
I have now been America’s Beloved Porn Journalist for four years, and I have always been impressed by people who say they’re going to leave […]
"The Five" has ten boobs, but what does it mean?
I recently watched Adam & Eve’s “The Five” and, despite the numerology craze sweeping the adult industry in preparation for the End Times, was unable […]
Someone died falling off of Tatum Pierce
Reviewing my photographs from last weekend’s Erotica LA I have concluded that Tatum Pierce is a murderess – one of those Victorian spinsters who teach […]
Mika Tan
Mika Tan flashes, and so do three other cameras, in 2006.
Cousin Stevie in a class by himself
Here’s Cousin Stevie – of “Family Business” and “Pussy Party” fame – at Erotica L.A. this weekend. He was in the middle of shooting webisodes […]