Nudes You May Have Missed

I am deeply fond of Chanel Preston. She has always seemed to me like the hot bartender who didn’t have to dress slutty in order to get tips, or the stripper you’ve been feeding drinks to for an hour who, when she says, “Would you like your lap dance now?” you sort of think the lap dance would ruin the Special Thing you were sharing.

But then you say, “Well of course I’d like that lap dance; I’m into you for 200 bucks already.”

Here is Preston drinking whiskey, post-smoking PCP, in “Training Day XXX.” Come to think of it, tonight is kinda special.

Who knew that the guy ordering steak was Robert Pine from “CHiPs”?

Here’s 22-year-old Adriana Leigh, now booking through Metro Talent.

I don’t normally see the point in high heels on otherwise naked women, but here they seem to make sense. I don’t know why. Thoughts?

Lily Labeau is shaved to within an inch of her life in “jessica drake’s Guide to Female Masturbation.”

Kendall Karson, booking through OC Modeling, is sassy. I’d like to invite her to my Kentucky Derby Party.

In Belladonna’s “Manhandled 4,” Ashli Orion plays a woman who needs to be fucked back into accountability.

If only this worked for everyone.

So these are two pictures from “Jaws XXX,” which I found to be a better parody than many. Alexis Ford plays Hooper a lot more glabrously than Richard Dreyfuss did.

And the next shot is all that washed ashore of doomed swimmer Lily Labeau. Are those supposed to be her lips?

Michael Ninn’s “The Four” is finally out after four years in exile and post-production. This is Cassidey preparing for her vision quest in an outtake.

Finally, Romanian temptress Jasmine Black must take a break before she takes her top off in “Precious Mammaries,” because hers is a load-bearing blouse.