No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
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Ronnie James Dio: The Elf that Roared
To love Ronnie James Dio is to be able to love a lot of things that at first may seem irreconcilable. It is the best kind of slippery slope.
Tee & A: The Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament
Girls, Girls, Girls…and golf. Two years after his young daughter, Skylar, died of leukemia, Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil began raising money for cancer research […]
Which one’s Pink?
How I wish you were here. We’re just one black pole squeezing in a tight hole year after year.
In Hot Blood: “Tru: An XXX Parody”
Because I had forgotten about gay icon Alan Ball’s bayou vampire saga “Tru Blood,” I naturally assumed New Sensations’ porn parody “Tru” was about Robert Morse’s bravura performance as gay icon Truman Capote.
Good Friday with porn’s crossunder stars
“I got things you won’t believe/Name your pleasure I will sell/I can fix your wildest needs/I got heaven and I got hell.”
The Great Garden State Porn Experiment
My machine? She’s a dud. [She happens to be] all stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of [New] Jersey.
“Mork & Mandy”: Once, people would buy anything
Would it have killed them to throw in an Exidor? Yes, probably. But Tyler Faith fills me with Mearth.
Yo Jenna Jenna
Jameson denies rumors that she will be the Yo Gabba Gabba troupe’s sixth member, Teetoe
Today in gerunds: “Asphyxiating Ariel”
“Educating Rita,” “Driving Miss Daisy,” Eating Raoul,” “Boxing Helena,” Deconstructing Harry,” “Being John Malkovich,” – um – “Romancing the Stone,” “Leaving Las Vegas,” and now “Asphyxiating Ariel.”
Preventing “This Ain’t El Topo XXX”
There are several reasons why “El Topo” can’t be a porn parody, chief among them that there are no roles for Kagney Linn Karter
Here they come, the members of the “Gangbang Squad”
“We’re the wild boys walking down the street,” the B-52’s sang in 1990. “Wild boys and girls going out for a big time – any way we can.”
Erwachsenenunterhaltung mit Madison Young
Hast du etwas Zeit fur mich? Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich von 99 Luftballons, OK?
Jesse Jane at rest
It was a tranquil time and, hours later, we gently nudged each other awake on the Mirage’s signature bedspreads.
“The Shining” Aiden Starr
I have always been America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, and you have always been the caretaker. And Aiden Starr? I corrected her.
Gracie Glam looks grateful
If Gracie Glam were the blind guitar virtuoso who sang “Feliz Navidad,” she would be Jose Fellatiano
Holly Sampson: Tiger’s Wonder Years
Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?
Porn: Dumbing it down for women
We can’t all live in this enlightened Chatsworth ivory tower
Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” unites The Gimp, Lieutenant of Sauron
I’m hoping that future videos will explore fashion choices of the Cenobites, Cthulhu, and Quint from “Jaws.”
Cuckold customer service or: El Negro and the damage done
Now more than ever, adult companies must respond to the demands of a consumer base increasingly tempted by free porn. I talked with Chatsworth Pictures […]