Time To Make the Donuts with Amy Fisher
I felt I needed to give Amy Fisher something to remember us by. Something that I could no longer use, but that she could. Something that was very special.
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“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX”: It Involves Cocaine
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.
“Twilight Zone” porn parody OK, but not a Serling achievement
“The Twilight Zone” porn parody follows the theme of much of Thomas’ free love era-inspired ouevre: Sexual repression fucks people up.
Blue Movie: 3D “Avatar XXX” fights piracy while mixing species
The Na’bi discover the humans’ treachery and overthrow them, a storyline representative of Hustler’s longstanding support of indigenous cultures. But how come everything wasn’t blue?
Berlin’s Sexual Personae Updated
“There’s the sound and the smell of love in my mind.”
“Sex & The City” & Cougars: Oh My
…the “Sex & the City” parody is much more satisfying than the original show, which left me feeling guilty after each viewing because I always wanted to shoot certain characters in the face.
Lexi Love stops traffic for social networking
Have a hashtag-free conversation! Live, you stupid bitches! Live!
“GayKeith”: Have You Been There?
What someone else might relate through the lens of despair, or at least as a cautionary tale, in “GayKeith” comes off as another intriguing party performance that is as sweet as it is uncomfortable. Blame Canada.
Schoolgirls in Disgrace: Talking about “Harlots”
I liked Marceau’s routine of popping on Bobbi Starr’s face whilst climbing a ladder.
Nina Hartley: I’m Your Fan
“I was pretty sure what I liked and hated before I got to porn, one of the many advantages of waiting until I was 25 before starting.”
Would you rather have an Agbar or an Eiffel up your ass? The fundamentalist response to porn architecture
Since I have never read the Koran, I am uniquely qualified to get into the minds of all pseudo-Islamic terrorists, who haven’t read it either, when I quote Abu Tom Petty: “You believe what you wanna believe.”
Tanner Mayes Won’t Fight Nature
“I’ve been this way as long as I can remember,” Mayes says. “I used a Ken doll’s head to rub against my clit to get myself off. Is that sexy?”
Cash brings vaginas together: Vegas through the eyes of two pornographers
The work of Tony Flush and Madison Young suggests that vaginas can be approached from two different angles.
Andrew Einhorn makes “Naked Happy” coffee tables
Einhorn: As I get older and the models get younger, there is less and less chance for sexual interaction.
GP: Sorry.
Ass-Cube: the “Friday” parody
As a Black Man, I am happy to report that each of the female castmembers is a fine-ass bitch.
“Glee” porn parody both is and ain’t
It would have been a bold act of splitting the difference for director Braun to throw in a bi/interracial/wheelchair three-way. To the tune of “Red Barchetta.”
Give me all your squirting or: When ZZ Top met “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”
If it were Tanya Tate and Deauxma getting out of that ’34 Ford rather than ZZ Top, perhaps I would have made my nanny buy me the “Eliminator” album
Perhaps Porn Valley needs a little “Glee XXX”
“Glee XXX” is going to be fine. In light of recent events, how bad could it possibly be?
Tanner Mayes Would Walk A Mile for/with a Cameltoe
“I like cameltoes because they look so clean,” said Close Personal Friend Tanner Mayes, now legal to do anything. “Like Pac-Man without eyes.”
Lolly “Schoolhouse” Badcock: Get your adverbs here
Suppose you’re going nut-gathering. Your buddy wants to know where and when. Use an adverb and tell him.