If Gracie Glam were the blind guitar virtuoso who sang “Feliz Navidad,” she would be Jose Fellatiano

Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?

We can’t all live in this enlightened Chatsworth ivory tower

I’m hoping that future videos will explore fashion choices of the Cenobites, Cthulhu, and Quint from “Jaws.”

Now more than ever, adult companies must respond to the demands of a consumer base increasingly tempted by free porn. I talked with Chatsworth Pictures founders and directors Grip and Cram Johnson, the creative team behind such titles as “Cuckold MILFs,” “Mandinka Parties” and, most recently, “Oh No! There’s A Negro in My Mom 4.” [...]

Several years ago Tina Tyler demanded I watch “The Doom Generation.” “Watch ‘The Doom Generation,’ Grams,” she said. “Why?” I said. “Just. It’s. Rose McGowan,” she said, becoming incoherent. “You’ll. Water! Thank me.” Rose McGowan is a dream I’d never want to wake up from, so I didn’t watch the movie until last night when, [...]

Vivid, which has in recent months offered movie deals to Octomom Nadya Suleman, embattled Miss California Carrie Prejean, and “Britain’s Got Talent” star Susan Boyle, today pitched multi-picture deals to freed journalist Roxana Suberi, Preakness winner Rachel Alexandra, and your mother. “We want everyone in America to become a Vivid Girl,” Vivid cofounder Steven Hirsch [...]

I was on my way to meet the new Vivid Girl, AJ Bailey, and first got stuck in traffic and then got lost. In my city. I thought Los Angeles and I had an understanding. Finally arriving at the location I climbed through a warehouse and emerged on the roof. It was 6 in the [...]

Ain’t it hard to discover that/He ain’t really where it’s at/After he took from you everything he could steal?/How does it feel? – Bob Dylan I got a message from a colleague who happens to work at an adult trade publication. “This is ripe for your site, Gram,” stated the colleague, attaching several meticulously scanned [...]

Lisa Ann becomes the first porn star to reprise a character she created for an adult film in Eminem’s “We Made You.” And she, as Sarah Palin, has a pretty big role, too, cavorting with Mr. Mathers (dressed as Bret Michaels), an eskimo, and a polar bear. The video also features impersonations of Amy Winehouse, [...]

It’s Holy Week at Vivid, and Paul Thomas and Sasha Grey have at least 75 percent of the Gospels wrapped up. I’m sure it is the deepest hope of many people connected to individuals in the Porno-Industrial Complex that their loved ones throw down their Fleet enemas, designer lubes, and pthalate-free inflatable Pamela Peakses in [...]

But Nick Manning, the subject of the documentary Hung Hard And High, is not like these people, because his life is fascinating.

Abby Winters I award because I love. These fleshy Sapphic Australians squish and frot together with their armpit hair, belly rolls, tribal tattoos, Linda Koslowski aspirations, Lord of the Rings-adjacent accents, mannish underpants, flushed cheeks, natural breasts, and an amazing ability to pick the most boring titles ever.Hidden Desires? It sounds like a Skinemax movie [...]

As you know, in addition to being America’s Beloved Porn Journalist I am the Western Hemisphere’s foremost Gordon Lightfoot biographer. Only China’s Xiao Pang “Rainy Day Panda” Pei is ahead of me in Lightfoot research on the world stage, but his books are often suppressed. In any case, I have been approached by publishers to [...]

Lintz describes her former co-workers – Pornhounds – at an unnamed magazine

I was disturbed by the trend of intelligent people liking The Brown Bunny. I thought it should have been called The Brown Andrei Tarkovsky’s Stalker Kills a Chinese Bookie While Jerking Off in a Mirror with Drying Paint And a Blowjob at the End but She’s Dead: Big Fucking Deal Bunny.

As anyone who knows me knows, I am big into Vishnu. I admire the multi-armed Hindu deity for its can-do attitude, no-nonsense pants, and joie de vivre. At first I thought Vishnu was helming Digital Playground’s point-of-view release Pulse because I’d concluded that only the darling of 1.2 billion Indians could talk, fuck, and run [...]

This movie is chock-full of pretty girls doing sassy, non-threatening things.

I only hope that Kenny Rogers, The Gambler himself, will be there, slaughtering chickens in the lobby.