A moment later, they fell off the bench [video]
I find that the most exciting thing about porn movies and porn people is the context
I find that the most exciting thing about porn movies and porn people is the context
“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”
If you haven’t seen “The Exorcist” yet, you should. Watch it on a rainy afternoon. Then you can watch “Praise the Load 6“
The boxcover for “Tosh Porn Oh” now conforms to the high standards porn audiences demand.
“As long as they’re your own embryos you’ve been killing,” Ponante says, “I’ll still photograph you naked.”
“The consumer could be the biggest loser” almost made me shit myself.
Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.
“The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol” is an autobiographical snuff film.
Has Rodney Moore found his Feminine Ideal?
If Gram were Iron Eyes Cody, he would shed a tear over the litter represented by the porn movie “Marcia’s Twat”
When he suggested she terminate her pregnancy, she heard “Terminator Pregnancy” and was like: Awesome.
Might the porn industry salvage from the shame of the “Flintstones” parody a searing and erotic political satire called “Yabba-Abbottabad-Do?
“Did you like coming all over me?” says Britney Markham. “Everybody likes coming all over everybody, don’t they?”
Gram thinks it’s weird that some of the biggest criticism of people who pay for sex comes from the people who are paid for sex
I sensed a deep satisfaction in the fetishy people I met that I never encountered in the world of LL Bean catalog models.
Gram wonders what the plane fare might be to the type of place in which the XRCO Awards were actually “elegant”
Perhaps the Old Ones, tittering behind the clouds from their blighted mansions of non-Euclidean geometries, had a tentacle in my being spared the L.A.P.D.’s latest scam.
In their on-set meltdowns before his camera, pornstresses regularly out-emote slews of Oscar winners for Jim Powers. But Crystal Ray’s Oxycontin story takes the prize.
“Edgar Winter’s Bone” needs to be made because albinism counts as interracial.
The lion’s share of porn movies you’ve seen reviewed on this site were made in a studio ; but don’t forget our pornographer friends who get hookers from Craigslist and a cheap motel from Travelocity.
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