The further pimping of Kacey Jordan
If you learned of the porn-star/hooker proclivities of the actor Charlie Sheen here, well, congratulations, because you have even less interest in celebrity sex gossip than I do.
the horror
2011 Porn Valley Advertiser Appreciation Award season ends
How to fix adult award shows
Grieving Widow Porn: “A Little Part of Me”
“A Little Part of Me” is porn for people who like scented candles.
The Korn/Porn connection: Saving Us from Ourselves
“Save Me from Myself” is a little like “The Devil in Miss Jones,” in which Miss Jones finds herself in Hell having not really enjoyed the life that got her there.
Vivid sort of agrees to stop harassing Octomom
Out of the goodness of its collective heart, Vivid will buy Suleman’s home for her anonymously and not tell anyone, ever.
Ponante shocked, pleased with “Facts of Life XXX” Academy Award nominations
“When I heard Gabourey Sidibe announce my name at 6 this morning, I almost shat,” said Ponante
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pornographers to Watch Out for
Since porn is usually about naked people, Gram took the bold step of humanizing this year’s Ropey Volley awards
“Drenched in Love”: Warrant song or Wicked movie?
The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?
AHF vs. AIM: What does winning look like?
If it were a boxing match (and it is) the media savvy and attention-hungry AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) would have won the round
AIDS Healthcare teams with Stuart Lawley for “Not Yogi Bear dot-XXX”
“I’m not sure about the ethics, but if they ask me to direct my ‘This Ain’t The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald’ script and they pay on time, well…”
Unhappy Endings: The “Friday the 13th” porn parody
Sloane plays her part as an up-for-anything sport and her dialogue scene with Tabitha Stevens is better than anything I ever saw Kevin Sorbo do
Watching porn with other adults: Come to think of it, were we creepy?
I can watch people being filmed having sex for hours on end (and often do) in a room filled with people, but watching the finished product with more than one special person is an occasion of creeping creepiness.
“Not the Cosbys” looked more like America than the jury did
As much as I’d had a problem with the large percentage of whiteys in X-Play’s “Not the Cosbys XXX,” even that cracker-rich cast would have been a more representative jury.
“Grimy’s Tales”: Is it bestiality if it’s a cartoon frog?
Snow White’s Evil Queen mounts her cat, Sleeping Beauty’s mom is fucked by a frog, and the baby Sleeping Beauty does something that would very likely get this site closed down if I posted the picture.
Rikochan Pumps Up the Clam
“When I started my clit was already bigger than regular people,” she said, “but pumping makes your body part really sensitive.”
Pornollaneous 9.30.10
The weight of a memory she never witnesses is about to be given a new shape
Way-out sounds from deep in your urethra
To many men, the idea of sticking stainless steel rods in their urethras sounds like torture. But to be honest, each of us derives a certain amount of pleasure from pain. Why else am I so attracted to women who are crazy?
Surviving John Holmes, Dawn Schiller reveals a “Road through Wonderland” less traveled
Dawn Schiller’s fascinating new memoir “The Road Through Wonderland: Surviving John Holmes
Today in porn swag: Have a cigar
Was it Kevin Sorbo? No, that was “Hercules: The Legendary Adventures.” Fabio? No, the guy who looked like Fabio. Armand Assante? No. Adnan Khashogghi? No. Who the f – ? LORENZO LAMAS.
Pornollaneous 8.26.10
Vivid releases gonzo bathing suit line, suggests all porn is a lie; Digital Sin makes my testicles recede; Jamye Waxman confirms I have a great face for radio; Ryan Keely shows admirable restraint by not mentioning Narfs