I will be your Porno Camp Boyfriend, Andy San Dimas

Andy San Dimas has one of the most refreshing noms de porn in the adult industry. There was never a time when pornstresses would name themselves according to a pet/street combination the way Secretaries-General of the U.N. do, but many people will choose Porn Valley streets in their names, like Jayna Oso, Winnetka McCracken, Mason, Sven Nordhoff, Bobby Rinaldi, Wilma Deering, Juelz Ventura, Roscoe P. Coltrane, Topanga Fox, and Tits Ronald Reagan Freeway.

Andy San Dimas has chosen a township miles east of Porn Valley, and an androgynous first name that kind of says Fuck You to anyone attempting to classify her.

I once mis-classified Andy San Dimas to my peril. I’d received a defective Vivid DVD that I couldn’t watch all the way through, and I only had still photos to go on. I ended up calling ASD a cougar because she was in a cougar-centric movie. This was before I knew her.

But as you probably know, one facet of cougar movies is the hot young chick who inevitably shows up to massage the older ladies’ feet, or whatever. That was Andy San Dimas. But I said she was a “go-to cougar” in my review.

Oddly enough, Bobbi Starr was also in that movie and was a few feet away from San Dimas for the interview below. I wonder if she wasn’t a cougar in the movie, either? If so, she has never mentioned it.

From what I have been led to understand, ladies become upset when you think they are older than they are.

Anyway, we will see in this interview that the ASD is an intriguing person with a certain darkness to her. In two minutes she goes from a sweet porn ingenue smile to a Johnny Rotten-worthy sneer. I like it. She says that, independent of the fans swarming into the Adult Entertainment Expo, porn personnel think of the convention as camp.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Perhaps Porn Valley needs a little “Glee XXX”; But it’s our cluserfuck

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