Ava Rose’s spread (that was just the best word available; I didn’t mean to sound filthy) in April’s Penthouse is reminiscent of the look of a certain New York-bashing children’s author circa 1989, when Rose was three. The delightful Adam & Eve contract star frolicked through a virtual French country house to achieve the combination [...]
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Kayden Kross representing the Luchadores
Kayden Kross works on her fingering and footwork on the set of Rollerdollz. I’m not sure why people give the finger to the camera, but I don’t think Sacramento’s Kayden Kross means it. I just don’t think she was brought up that way. She was doing what she thought I wanted. “I don’t want that [...]
Bree Olson’s future planning
On the set of the Adam & Eve/Zero Tolerance co-production Rollerdollz at Glendale’s Moonlite Rollerway, Bree Olson improvised a line in a scene with Mikey Butders that told me she will have a long career in this business. “Fuck that little hole,” she said. “Loosen it up for the next guy.” In the same way [...]
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Free to Bree O or E
I haven’t had this much trouble since Amy Ried. Adam & Eve contract star Bree Olson, who won her Best New Starlet AVN award as Bree Olson, and has an excellent blog that makes me want to put on a few pounds and install cable on BreeOlson.com, is all over the web as Bree Olsen. [...]
From Carmen to Kayden
Carmen Luvana’s contract with Adam & Eve will end on January 1, 2008 and Kayden Kross will take her place in the trio of the company’s contract stars. Carmen will be making personal appearances on a per-assignment basis for the Hillsborough, NC-based company, and Kross, who until October was a Vivid girl and prior to [...]
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April Flores: Diva
As you can see, April Flores can hit a high C without using her hands or her voice! Flores was in Hollywood with her husband, the director Carlos Batts, to promote Voluptuous Life, a sort of Lifestyles of the Abundantly Tasty that chronicles her various curvy exploits in L.A., San Francisco, and New York. I [...]
Industry continues to distance itself from altporn
As predicted in these virtual pages as early as 2005, the video version of alternative porn that was labeled “altporn” to the dismay of altporn’s actual Internet pioneers (but not Matt Zane, who never labeled what he did starting a decade ago), is being actively avoided by studios. The latest snub comes from Peter Reynolds [...]
Adam & Eve’s house that porn built
North Carolina porn concern Adam & Eve joined with a local Habitat for Humanity to build a house for a formerly unlucky family, and they didn’t construct it from copies of Tailgunners, either. I asked A&E public relations director Katy Zvolerin if the Hillsborough family knew that part of their new home was constructed by [...]
Nina and Kylie’s Perfect Orgy: your mileage may vary
In the same way that the characters in “Friends” couldn’t possibly have afforded the Manhattan apartments they lived in, when Nina Hartley and Kylie Ireland lay down tips for the perfect orgy in Hartley’s latest Adam & Eve instructional video, the viewer should understand that Lorelei Lee, Adrianna Nicole, and Annette Schwarz aren’t going to [...]
Industry shocker: Adam & Eve to sponsor party far away from adult industry
The news is not that Adam & Eve is helping to sponsor a pajama and lingerie party at the Palms Casino next weekend in support of the September release of Eden, but that it has chosen a location and a time that ensures the fewest possible members of the Porn Valley adult industry can attend. [...]
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Make Love to My Ass
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: Daniel DakotaCast: Naomi, Flower Tucci, Sasha Knox, Sativa Rose, Kaylynn, Evan Stone, Scott Nails Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Mark Stevens (Evan Stone) is the owner of a bikini company and he is obsessed with asses. If this story sounds hauntingly familiar to you of when I got [...]
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Something is about to happen to Lorelei Lee
In Slave Labor Productions’ Trouble x 2, a title which at first sounds like an Olsen Twins’ vehicle, the delicious Lorelei Lee and Bella are treated most harshly – but respectfully – by Paige White, who probably couldn’t get away with this sort of behavior in Sam Brownback’s Kansas. Read the review of Trouble x [...]
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The Bi Apple
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: Audacia RayCast: Simone Valentino, Mariah Ritani, Tyler Marciano, Tasty Trixie, Tucker Lee, Antonio Rodickuez, ReVay, Josh Simone is a lithe, lovely, and earnest young sex researcher in New York City, dispatched to a brownstone called “The Fuckhouse”, a solid building with liquid orientation, to study the inhabitants thereof. Where this movie [...]
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Jamye Waxman: The Female You
“This is the only facial cumshot we’ve got in the whole series,” Waxman explained to me, perhaps guiltily, of the vignette on role-playing featuring Nat Turnher and Jayna Oso in a French Maid outfit.
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Stagger Lee
It was back in ’32 when times were hardHe had a Colt .45 and a deck of cardsStagger Lee Benny Profane is not the first person to adapt a porn movie from a song title, but he has succeeded in finding an excellent piece of source material, the classic American song Stagger Lee. “I’m using [...]
You deserve a FIP today
I may be dating myself (and why shouldn’t I? I put out on the first date, which is a commitment to excellence I admire), but the new Adam & Eve boxes remind me of the multipocketed receptacles for McDonalds’ McDLT sandwiches of yore. As you well know, the McDLT (McDonald’s Lettuce & Tomato) kept the [...]
Austyn Moore’s Secret Society
When I heard that former Adam & Eve contract performer (and Tailgunners star) Austyn Moore had signed a distribution deal with Hustler and would be producing a film for the company called Secret Society, I naturally assumed the studio that released The Da Vinci Load was chock full of Masons. Turns out that was a [...]
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Barbecue on the rocks, Amazon style
I visited Daniel Dakota‘s production of Land of the Amazons last week, which was on a property that may or may not have once belonged to The Captain & Tennille. Isn’t even the possibility of that awesome?? I can guarantee that there was no muskrat love in this production, although there was a giant bug. [...]
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The Contractor
Studio: Adam & Eve Director: Daniel Dakota Cast: Carmen Luvana, Austyn Moore, Charmane Star, Taryn Thomas, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Barrett Blade Daniel Dakota’s unflinching vision of sex in the building trades is as potent now as when it was filmed over three days in August of 2005. Carmen Luvana, Austyn Moore, and Charmane Star [...]
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