“Sex & The City” & Cougars: Oh My
…the “Sex & the City” parody is much more satisfying than the original show, which left me feeling guilty after each viewing because I always wanted to shoot certain characters in the face.
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Schoolgirls in Disgrace: Talking about “Harlots”
I liked Marceau’s routine of popping on Bobbi Starr’s face whilst climbing a ladder.
Bobbi Blows My Mouth-Axe
Two-time Superslut Bobbi Starr performs whatever it is that comes between fellatio and irrumatio on my B-flat Marching Baritone Horn.
No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
New on Lifetime: “Superslut ‘n’ Sophie”
I give the porn industry maybe three more weeks until it becomes completely mainstream. That is why I am pursuing basic cable deals, because that’s where the real money is.
Tee & A: The Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament
Girls, Girls, Girls…and golf. Two years after his young daughter, Skylar, died of leukemia, Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil began raising money for cancer research […]
XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
Report: “Nikki’s House” so much better than Amityville Horror house
Nikki Jayne combines the utter blondeness of a So-Cal surfer girl with the fleshiness of a starlet from a different decade. But she’s British!!!
Porn Name of the Week: Aileen Ghettman
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
Tori Black goes down to London
Long ago, life was clean/Sex was bad and obscene/Victoria was my queen
AEE returns to champion Porn-for-Pay model
There once was a time when even something God-awful would sell 30,000 units at $79.95 a tape.
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Best of 2009 – Bobbi Starr’s classy ‘boe job
“When people found out I played the oboe, they would ask me to play it while sitting on some girl’s face and giving a blowjob,”
Rocco Ravishes L.A.
Studio: Evil AngelDirector: Rocco SiffrediCast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kagney Linn Karter, Rocco Siffredi, Marco […]
FSC’s Freedomfest: A night of limited but poignant porn star interaction
Because my relationships with our nation’s finest porn performers are intense and significant, I often attend events and talk with only three or four of […]
How’s Your Father? Gazzman’s trans-Atlantic quest for the "Perfect Breasts"
Of all the problems facing the porn world, runaway productions isn’t one of them. My staff at the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce ensures that […]
Erotica L.A. 2009 is the new 2002
Erotica L.A. seemed packed the two days I attended, and that is an encouraging – though qualified – sign for Porn Valley’s most precious resource. […]
Bobbi Starr even makes trash look good
My Best Dressed award for the first night of Erotica LA goes to Bobbi Starr. After the event closed at 11 p.m. she was padding […]
Violation is in the eyes of the beholder or: Kylie Ireland is bad for glass
Kylie Ireland’s epic porn set tale of champagne wishes.
St. Patrick’s Day with Kylie Ireland: "Because drinking is what you do."
Kylie Ireland doesn’t drink, but just about everyone on the set of JM Productions’ The Violation of Kylie Ireland did. “And it’s not like I […]