“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”
XBiz L.A. wrap-up: “The pond gets smaller so the fish get bigger”
Nina Hartley, meanwhile, gave a very-present Evan Stone his Best Actor trophy, and they groped each other for a good minute while I stood by, alone, waiting for my chance to do things to Kane that would make the Kama Sutra curl up and explode.
“Hello Titty 7″: Shame, other things on you
This has led to the further fetishization of shame, as consumers look for performances that appear particularly uncomfortable.
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Best of 2009: Kagney Linn Karter is Best Newcomer by any means necessary
The KLK sees the value of ambition and hard work, but adds that “a little love goes a long way.”
Whatever Became of Me? “WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody”
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode from which to mine porn gold than “WKRP in Cincinnati”?
Rocco Ravishes L.A.
Studio: Evil AngelDirector: Rocco SiffrediCast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kagney Linn Karter, Rocco Siffredi, Marco Banderas, Toni Ribas, Mark Davis There is so much unnecessary hype in porn that when someone like Rocco Siffredi comes out of retirement because he can’t resist someone like Bobbi [...]
AJ Bailey: 29 is the new 19
It isn’t true that the bigger porn studios only look for barely-legal talent; Katsuni and Jesse Jane of Digital Playground, jessica drake and Stormy Daniels of Wicked, and Vivid’s AJ Bailey are just a few examples of women in their late 20s (and early 30s) that companies are banking on to defy the porn stereotype [...]
Accepting porn parodies for the greater good
As with fake boobs, my own genius and mortality, and traffic on the 405, I have come to accept porn parodies and to recognize their right to exist. I cannot fight them anymore, for there are too many. Instead, I judge them on their own merits and no longer wish them wiped from the face [...]
Not Married with Children XXX
Studio: XPlay Director: Will Ryder Cast: Eric Swiss, Brittany O’Connell, Kagney Linn Karter, Dino Bravo, Dane Cross, India Summer, Brad Hardy, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Alyssa Hall, Emy Reyes, Reno, Kora Cummings, Payton Leigh, Barrett Blade, Nick Manning Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot “Not Married with Children XXX” is just about the [...]
The Inconceivable Cream Pie
As you know, a cream pie is the porn world’s way of hedging its bets, which is why cream pie titles go over well with members of the Southern Baptist Convention who are conflicted about their copious porn consumption. The way a cream pie works is that, instead of a load sprayed wastefully across the [...]
TMSleaze
Director: Brian Bangs, Spock BucktonCast: Ron Jeremy, Joanna Angel, Tori Black, Anthony Rosano, Ben English, Francesca Le, Faye Reagan, Mr. Pete, Dane Cross, Kagney Linn Karter, Chris Johnson, Anne Marie Rios, Randy Spears, Andi Anderson, Mark Wood, Rocco Reed, Brynn Tyler, James Deen, Lisa Ann, Darryl Hanah If there has ever been a perfect confluence [...]
Making money at the 2009 XBiz Summer Forum
In the adult world, it is easy to equate “sedate” with “failure,” but the relative calm and low turnout to last week’s XBiz Summer Forum in Las Vegas was merely a reflection of doubtful times for the porn biz. In isolated doses, it might have been any adult convention in boom times; there was nudity, [...]
Anatomy of an Oil Orgy
Like the powerful-thighed, oilslicked women sliding this way and that in an Encino ranch house Tuesday, my thoughts about Third Degree Films’ “Big Butt Oil Orgy” (working title) are all over the place.
XBiz zeroes in on Vegas next week
I go to Las Vegas several times a year: for the AVN show in January, the pre-Christmas Ornament Sale in March, the Livestock Exhibition in August, and the Slaughtering of Magicians’ Rabbits And Pigeons in November, in which the Strip is shut down and the gutters run with blood. If I were a Hollywood douchebag, [...]
When this old world starts getting you down, Kagney Linn Karter is up on the roof
I was on my way to meet the new Vivid Girl, AJ Bailey, and first got stuck in traffic and then got lost. In my city. I thought Los Angeles and I had an understanding. Finally arriving at the location I climbed through a warehouse and emerged on the roof. It was 6 in the [...]
What We Talk About When We Talk About Kagney Linn Karter
Kagney Linn Karter was on the set of Not Married with Children XXX as was this collection of Raymond Carver short stories, for some reason. And, like Julianne Moore in Robert Altman’s Carver adaptation “Short Cuts,” Karter was wearing no pants. The story “What We Talk About When We Talk About Love” is about four [...]
Reno 411: Strollin’ in the Brolin
The performer Reno, left, seen here on the set of Not Married with Children XXX, bears an uncanny resemblance to James Brolin in the false-Mission to Mars movie “Capricorn One.” Reno plays an escaped convict in this XPlay project (to be distributed by Hustler), with the delightful Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly, Eric Swiss as [...]


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