MontagFoto 10.25.10
In a way, encountering Kagney Linn Karter on the roof was like meeting the Space Shuttle while waving goodbye to Apollo 17.
Kagney Linn Karter
“Sanatorium”: In the desert, you can remember you’re Tabitha Stevens
Does pornography need to be a searing critique of the porn industry in order to be respected? It’s worth a shot!
Is “The Bradys Meet the Partridge Family” better than “When Harry Met Sally” or “Alien Vs. Predator”?
This crossover is even better than when Gary Coleman as Arnold Drummond visited Ricky Schroeder on “Silver Spoons.” (UPDATE: I wrote this BEFORE Mr. Coleman died.)
“This Ain’t Star Trek 2 XXX: The Butterfly Effect” or “This Ain’t ‘Wrath of Khan,’ either”
All I wanted from this NC(C)-17(01) adaptation of “Star Trek 2” was that the Ricardo Montalban character not be called “Khunt.”
Scenes from the class struggle of “Evil Elegance”
“I feel that in this film we were tasteful in our depiction of buggery, fish-hooking, gagging and gang banging.“
Porn Name of the Week: Aileen Ghettman
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
“Listen up, Douche-ass”: Rating the “Jersey Shore” porn parodies
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”
XBiz L.A. wrap-up: “The pond gets smaller so the fish get bigger”
Nina Hartley, meanwhile, gave a very-present Evan Stone his Best Actor trophy, and they groped each other for a good minute while I stood by, alone, waiting for my chance to do things to Kane that would make the Kama Sutra curl up and explode.
“Hello Titty 7”: Shame, other things on you
This has led to the further fetishization of shame, as consumers look for performances that appear particularly uncomfortable.
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Best of 2009: Kagney Linn Karter is Best Newcomer by any means necessary
The KLK sees the value of ambition and hard work, but adds that “a little love goes a long way.”
Whatever Became of Me? “WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody”
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode from which to mine porn gold than “WKRP in Cincinnati”?
Rocco Ravishes L.A.
Studio: Evil AngelDirector: Rocco SiffrediCast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kagney Linn Karter, Rocco Siffredi, Marco […]
AJ Bailey: 29 is the new 19
It isn’t true that the bigger porn studios only look for barely-legal talent; Katsuni and Jesse Jane of Digital Playground, jessica drake and Stormy Daniels […]
Accepting porn parodies for the greater good
As with fake boobs, my own genius and mortality, and traffic on the 405, I have come to accept porn parodies and to recognize their […]
Not Married with Children XXX
Studio: XPlay Director: Will Ryder Cast: Eric Swiss, Brittany O’Connell, Kagney Linn Karter, Dino Bravo, Dane Cross, India Summer, Brad Hardy, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, […]
The Inconceivable Cream Pie
As you know, a cream pie is the porn world’s way of hedging its bets, which is why cream pie titles go over well with […]
Making money at the 2009 XBiz Summer Forum
In the adult world, it is easy to equate “sedate” with “failure,” but the relative calm and low turnout to last week’s XBiz Summer Forum […]
XBiz zeroes in on Vegas next week
I go to Las Vegas several times a year: for the AVN show in January, the pre-Christmas Ornament Sale in March, the Livestock Exhibition in […]