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XRCO Awards tonight

I was a voter for tonight’s X-Rated Critics’ Organization (XRCO) Awards, and I look forward to seeing (from afar, alas, I will be in another state) if I picked the right whores to win, place, and show. This is the 25th annual XRCO event, open only to industry members by a process involving scent recognition [...]

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Kayden Kross goes back to the Garden

While 90 percent of the porn world uses Apple computers, I doubt Apple had its marketing people call Adam & Eve to place a PowerBook in Kayden And Rocco Make A Porno. Still, that is obviously an Apple logo the Adam & Eve sticker is covering, and I apologize beforehand to anyone who might have [...]

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Kayden Kross puts the P in PSK

Kayden Kross hosts Porn Star Karaoke tonight the only way she knows how: TO THE EDGE! The extreme Kross, a volatile dynamo of fists and vengeance, will rock the mike and your immortal soul so close to the Pass Ave. exit on CA 134 that your teeth will come loose and sweat rings will appear [...]

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Kayden Kross and Angelina Armani: Again with the pointless nipple obfuscation

I understand that there are ancient and venerable laws governing the display of nipples for the purpose of inciting sexual arousal, and the March issue of Club International magazine, which features the first pairing of Digital Playground and Adam & Eve talent since the original Pirates movie, dutifully blots out the nubby portion of Angelina [...]

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Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn

At a tearful ceremony this morning at the Lamplighter Restaurant, the grant-funded National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts presented their Oscars of Porn, the first and most prestigious adult awards of the year. “Don’t do drugs,” said noted porn journalist Gram Ponante. “Ever since the Institutes instituted this institution, the cash and blowjobs have [...]

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2008 in Review: Best Set Visit

Adam & Eve’s The 8th Day “The stage is the god-damnedest woman you ever saw.” – Neil Diamond, liner notes from “Hot August Night” It was indeed a hot August night when I left the set of a movie called – IRONICALLY ENOUGH!!! LOL:) – The 8th Day. I understand that, because certain crew people [...]

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In the company of Kayden Kross

I was informed of my first porn industry award early this morning by registered letter and one of those pajamagrams. Adult producer/fisherman Mike South said that I had the best blog aside from his, and that I actually wrote, as distinct from Kayden Kross, who South says is the best writer who doesn’t. Similarly, I [...]

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Today in porn disgruntlement: Adam & Eve

I received an e-mail this morning from a person calling himself (I assume it was a he) “Barock Odrama.” The letter concerned his grievances with Adam & Eve’s production manager, a woman named Meredith Christopher. I like Christopher. She has always been cool to me. But I get along with everybody. While the letter was [...]

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2O28: An Ass Kaydyssey Kross

The secret to longevity as a male porn performer is to be a ham. Here Evan Stone steals focus from the centerpiece of the scene in O2: The Surrender of O. “I didn’t mean to upstage her ass,” Stone did not say (though I’m confident he might have), “I just thought it looked like the [...]

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O2: The Surrender of O

Regardless, as a sex film, as a lifestyle documentary, and as a flesh-packed, English-language telenovela, O2: The Surrender of O is, like its predecessor, another porn movie that transcends its genre. Remember: Come for the Nina, stay for the Bree.

Shocker: Some Pornorazzi hated

“They stand there. They get in the way. They gawk. You can hear them breathing.” As Santa Ana winds and a tightening ring of fire drive adult casts, crews, and the media personnel that cover them closer together, both sides are chafing at the intrusion of new-school pornorazzi – people with disposables and camera phones [...]

Night of Night of the Giving Head

Caroline Pierce stood at the keg, topless, handing out beer. “I’m Queen of the Zombies,” she said, drawing a nice head on a cup of Oktoberfest, and the night only got better. I’d been to a couple of events over the past few weeks that ended in tears, the kind hyped by a sleazy promoter [...]

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All we want is what’s beyond Roller Dollz

In April of this year I traveled to a place called Glendale on the very edge of Los Angeles, just past Thunderdome on the way to Oblivion. East of Glendale, Southern California musters up a last bit of courage and becomes Pasadena, which acts as sort of a “Glendale? What was I thinking?” but then [...]

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“Roller Dollz” cop a wheel

With plenty of outside shots of millennial Malibu and the joy of watching eight girls in a rollergangbang on a Glendale parquet floor, RollerDollz will drain your ball bearings.

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Kayden Kross, jealous boyfriends, and the pitfalls of real estate tycoonery

People who come to this site for the latest poorly-spelled and ill-vetted porn world gossip have always been horribly disappointed. Why, the last time I printed gossip was when I commented (exactly two years ago) on the rampant speculation that I had been sold to Playboy. Regardless, the delightful Kayden Kross, formerly of Vivid and [...]

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And on the 8th Day, God blew up Boston

BELLFLOWER, Calif. (GP:PVO) — It was all supposed to go so well. Dr. Alexander’s Zero Point Energy Generator was designed to rid the world of its dependence on fossil fuels, ushering in a green era of clean energy, clean air, and clean water. But 42 years after the device backfired, sending the earth into a [...]

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Kayden Kross representing the Luchadores

Kayden Kross works on her fingering and footwork on the set of Rollerdollz. I’m not sure why people give the finger to the camera, but I don’t think Sacramento’s Kayden Kross means it. I just don’t think she was brought up that way. She was doing what she thought I wanted. “I don’t want that [...]

From Carmen to Kayden

Carmen Luvana’s contract with Adam & Eve will end on January 1, 2008 and Kayden Kross will take her place in the trio of the company’s contract stars. Carmen will be making personal appearances on a per-assignment basis for the Hillsborough, NC-based company, and Kross, who until October was a Vivid girl and prior to [...]

Vivid launches softcore series

“Vivid Voyeur”, a new TV-M package from Vivid, debuts this week in households and hotel rooms with DirecTV, and later will be available on In-Demand systems. The TV-M rating implies that this series will be aimed at couples, women, or sperm-avoidant men whose porn narrative doesn’t always have to end with a facial cumshot. I [...]

Adultcon Awards Saturday

The first annual Adultcon Awards will take place on Saturday at Sunset Strip’s Key Club, to be followed by a party there. Presenting at the ceremony will be Kayden Kross, Renae Cruz, Ashlynn Brooke, Nick Manning, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Tommy Gunn, Derek Hay, and Marcus London. The show is designed to last an hour. [...]

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