Gram doesn’t fail to see the Skye for the trees.

Seeing Fay/Ray makes me want to climb buildings and punch planes

“Do you mind that I’m on my period?” she asked. “Oh Hell No,” I said.

The crew gasped with admiration when Brooke Banner disrobed. That was heartwarming.

Between my babbling and Flower saying “I smell oranges!” this video is 15 seconds of pure goddamn gold.

Kylie Ireland explains the finer points of marital aid technology to Prncess Donna and Lorelei Lee, who appear intrigued.

Here is the frank and ripe Emily Evermoore on the set of the 2007 movie “Insertz,” a “dark parody,” if you will, of the 1974 Richard Dreyfuss movie “Inserts.”

“Bring back the Clam,” she said.

“Let Magic In!” I constantly said to my cast of turgidifying 20-year-olds this weekend, tears in our eyes.

And Veronica Jett, I thought the major was a lady suffragette. See? Just writing that out makes me hate Paul McCartney a little.

It’s important to note that Orion, then 19, was not only actually barely legal but also legitimately new to porn as she stood on a deck looking north over Porn Valley.

Oh, Casey Parker, it was so much more than a college adventure

A common misconception about Carmen Luvana and Sasha Grey is that neither of them ever smile. Well, they smiled for me.

Because you never know when you’re going to get short.