Covers of the week: The prehensile ass of Kiki Vidis
According to the Department of Invented Statistics, 98 percent of porn titles are bought on the basis of cover art alone (that’s why the designer […]
Month: October 2008
Microsoft unveils "My First Porn Article" software
Redmond, WA (GP:PVO) — Software giant Microsoft today launched the Porn Article template for its Microsoft Word application. The template contains all the elements standard […]
Revisiting the Midnight Prowl: You’ll get some leg tonight for sure
Frank Wank is the type of guy you might see as an extra in The Departed, a Can You Believe This Shit? townie who somehow […]
Kiki D’aire pregnant, but the kid is not my son
“So you returned to porn at the end of July and were pregnant by August?”
Belladonna and Jenna Haze to usher in Year of The Ass at 2009 AVN Awards
It seems like only a week has passed since I finally finished running stories about the 2008 AVN Awards (at which another Jenna daintily crossed […]
Today in porn swag: Pirates 2
Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge arrived today in a simple cardboard box with a four-disc Extended Edition of the movie (spoiler: Katsuni plays the Mouth of […]
Obama on orgasm donations: I’d much rather have the money
Destin Gerek, a San Francisco-based Certified Somatic Sexologist and self-proclaimed “Erotic Rockstar”* is raising awareness and erectile tissue for his presidential contender of choice by […]
Truer Words Were Never Spoken Dept: Everybody Loves Big Boobies 4
At first I rebelled against what I knew was the truth; no one likes to be told what they think. I thought, “You’re not my […]
Today in porn swag: Fallen and The Wicked
It is AVN Awards nomination season, and Wicked Pictures has again outdone itself in the swag packages it has provided for two of its hopeful […]
Pornthropologists discover Brazilian subniche: Teens
Up until this very moment, porn consumers believed that the only inhabitants of Brazil were transssexuals, women with industrial-strength asses, and Pele. Now a team […]
McCain campaign considers Hillary Scott’s mom
Details magazine thoughtfully provided a list of ten women in politics who it thought were hotter than Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Clockwise from right […]
Henri Pachard memorial: "He was one of the greats"
Proud pornographer Ron Sullivan, known professionally as Henri Pachard, was remembered today at a well-attended Buddhist ceremony in the Panorama City section of Los Angeles. […]
Rodney King: "Can’t we all stop asseating"?
Actually, Rodney King said no such thing, but I may have. When I was informed that Nina Hartley would be starring in Tom Byron’s Asseaters […]
Tera Patrick’s Twilight Zone
“The couple should start by kissing each other as they normally do,” suggests Tera Patrick in her new Playboy TV instructional show, School of Sex. […]
Black and grey Friday in the porn world, Gawker Media
The porn industry is contracting somewhat, and familiar faces at some companies are either leaving porn altogether or are moving to other companies to be […]
Breaking: Asians involved in pornography
PORN VALLEY, Calif.(GP:PVO) — Naked Asian women performing sexual acts on themselves, each other, and even partially obscured men has been advanced as a potentially […]
Throat Fuck Gangbang: so hard to get through you
For no reason other than meter, whenever I see the title Throat Fuck Gangbang I think of Jimi Hendrix’ song “Crosstown Traffic.” Throat Fuck Gangbang […]