“On Peeing”: The NPR Porn Parody
Beating out “Meth Air” and “Fellate—Don’t Tell Me,” the first-ever National Public Radio porn parody will be Gram Ponante’s “On Peeing.”
Month: May 2012
[PR] You won’t have Dylan Ryder to dick around anymore
The adult industry’s loss is the skateboard world’s gain, apparently
Hookers have come a long way since “Les Misérables”: Gram Ponante announces “Les Jizérables”
Maybe it took the French Revolution to show us that hair doesn’t matter; that the virtues of liberté, égalité, et fraternité don’t raise barricades against the follicularly challenged.
DienstagFoto 5.29.12—Nicole Ray means it
I’m your friend, right? May I give you some advice? Beware the person, male or female, who says, “I’m a very sexual person.” I absolutely guarantee you she is not good at it.
“Slurpy Throatsluts”: Porn movie or beloved rodeo clown?
In the depths of the Great Depression, only the antics of Slurpy Throatsluts and his gang of lovable vagabonds kept the nation’s minds of its troubles. Mister, we could use some Slurpy Throatsluts again.
You win the Freakness, Angelina Valentine; I’ll Have Another
Gram Ponante awkwardly conflates a horse race in Maryland with a porn star from Kentucky, just to show some naked pictures of Angelina Valentine.
[PR] B. Skow lightens Vivid’s load
B. Skow’s announcement that he is “cordially” leaving Vivid is the second such departure notice in a week. It’s probably nothing.
MontagFoto 5.21.12—Someone’s in the bathroom with Charley
Why were Charley Chase and I in the same bathroom? Were we flossing in some sort of “Starship Troopers” co-ed bathroom universe?
Boxcover of the Week: It’s all in the presentation
It’s like the slave market in “Roots,” except they’re white Europeans and it’s an anus.
[PR] Haze searches for something more up her Allie
Allie Haze has departed Vivid. What, you didn’t know she was with Vivid? That might be the problem.
MontagFoto 5.14.12—Hustler’s Last Contract Girl
Some companies still have contract stars, similar to the way that some people still use ICQ
Mother’s Day with Belladonna
Belladonna and family like the work of Calef Brown
Octomom masturbates to the inevitable
Will she even make Screech-level money?
Boxcover of the Week: Sexual Melancholia makes me think of bowling
With all of Ms. Taylor’s significant holes and protuberances so close together, mightn’t the world explode?
MontagFoto 5.7.12—The Education of Lux Kassidy
“She’ll be doing double anal by this time next year.”
Bonjour, Homewreckeur! Angell Summers in “Exchange Student 3”
Charlotte Gainesbourg in “AntiChrist,” Beatrice Dalle in “Betty Blue”; It is hard to resist French women when they have their minds set on something. But will the lovely Angell Summers use her Gallic wiles for good, evil, or Crazy?
Nudes You May Have Missed
Because some people are just naked differently
False Cuckolds and sex on pool tables: Alia Janine makes her presence felt
In the end, Alia Janine and I only disagreed about Jagermeister
“At Louche Ends” with Maria Alexander [interview]
Maria Alexander talks about BDSM, spirituality, and “At Louche Ends,” her collection of poems. “It’s safe to say that this volume can be taken as one long drink of my sexuality,” she says.