(You) and Lexi Belle
Lexi Belle is both pale and ripe, so the stunt cocks look as though they are gorillas fucking a quivering basket of peaches.
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No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
Working blue: Porn and mainstream movie industries learn from one other
If Hollywood can cash in on the small-breast niche, might porn benefit from Scientology?
Pink Visual sues tubes, charges Canadians with vag overfishing
Sundown, you better take care, if I find you been uploading pirated content to those tube sites, there
XBiz L.A. wrap-up: “The pond gets smaller so the fish get bigger”
Nina Hartley, meanwhile, gave a very-present Evan Stone his Best Actor trophy, and they groped each other for a good minute while I stood by, alone, waiting for my chance to do things to Kane that would make the Kama Sutra curl up and explode.
Getting Hummers at XBiz L.A.
“Where do you think we’ll be a year from now?” Piccionelli asked the panelists. I really wanted someone to say, “soliciting bus fare,” but no one did.
“Pornstar Tweet”: Where the elite meet to beat meat, tweet
Just like “Ginger Lynn’s Token Ring Ethernet Sex Party,” “Pornstar Tweet” seeks to capitalize porntastically on an ephemeral trend.
Apple to grateful nation: GramPonante.com available on iPad
The device, which combines the recurring expense of the iPhone without a laptop’s functionality, can be whizzed like a frisbee or, with luck, tucked into the prehensile labia of any of your favorite porn performers.
Scott Coffman: The Last Man Working in Porn
“Legal action only goes so far,” Coffman said. “When you get right down to it, the porn world was so crowded that consolidation might not be a bad thing.”
Erwachsenenunterhaltung mit Madison Young
Hast du etwas Zeit fur mich? Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich von 99 Luftballons, OK?
Nicki Hunter makes a promise
“You can fuck me all you want,” says Nicki Hunter, but I have a feeling she’s just being nice. Still, I ain’t too proud for Nice.
AEE trumps CES with Internet access
The adult world is a thought leader in consumer technology once again
Best of 2009: Dorking out with your dork out to the RealTouch
Larry Flynt, the great man has admitted, lost his virginity to a chicken. I keep that in mind when I review sex toys that at first seem improbable.
Rabbit’s Reviews: A Wonderland of porn
Free porn hurts everyone, including performers and distributors, right on up to the consumer
Noname Jane becomes dessert, Bozzio and Coolio share stage at Exotic Erotic Ball
I am not, like many of my colleagues, a Clinical Sexologist, so I don’t really know the difference between Erotic and Exotic, especially in the […]
Precogs, Anabots, and why dumb girls are hot
Wicked’s “2040,” which ends with Randy Spears walking south into the sunset with barely-verbal cyborg girlfriend Alektra Blue, reminded me a little of the 2002 […]
Adventures on the Open Internet with Ava Rose
This morning America requires me to be in beautiful downtown Burbank. But how can I post my usual musings on rape, bestiality, gaping, milk enemas, […]
FapMapping Los Angeles or: You can’t atone for biology
Today is Yom Kippur, the Jewish day of Atonement. And here you are reading a porn website. The conflict between what we are supposed to […]
Sindee Jennings: Baby wipes for that extra dimension
Now that my Inbox tells me that Penis Lengthening is a reality and that Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation is now part of the physical education curriculum […]
Apple goes soft-core
Apple has approved the $1.99 iPhone app Hottest Girls, which until yesterday was a scantily-clad but still clad photo gallery. But now everything has changed […]