Studio: Digital Playground Director: Ali Joone Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Evan Stone, Jenna Haze, Katsuni, Steven St.Croix, Tommy Gunn, Belladonna, Stoya, Riley Steele, Ben English, James Deen, Sasha Grey, Gabriella Fox, David Aaron Clark, your mom, Shyla Stylez, Shawna Lenee, Abbey Brooks, Brianna Love, Brea Lynn, Rhylee Richards, Charles Dera, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, [...]

Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge arrived today in a simple cardboard box with a four-disc Extended Edition of the movie (spoiler: Katsuni plays the Mouth of Sauron), a hat, and a t-shirt. Can I imagine rolling in my 6-4 down to Orange Julius with my Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge hat and my Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge [...]

It is difficult for me to tell Digital Playground performers apart. Aside from Stoya and Jesse Jane, sometimes I think Shay Jordan is just trying on different wigs and calling herself someone else. I would also not put it past Jesse Jane to employ clever disguises. So I was eager to get a gander at [...]

Porn consumers are 78 percent more likely to watch a porn comedy a second time than any other kind of adult material, says the American Council of Instantly-Generated Statistics. Movies like Digital Playground’s Contract Star and 6969′s Spunk’d are genuinely funny, and not in a Funny But I’m Also Ashamed sort of way. I think [...]

I like Stoya because she reminds me of an Edward Gorey character with all the working parts Gorey himself wasn’t interested in. I also think she has a wonderful face, reminiscent of my Soviet forebears. I have recently begun a Stoya immersion program (it’s even better than you think) and talked with her via interweb [...]

When the one person who stands a chance of refuting the belief that porn stars are interchangeable and anonymous says, “I’ll never spread my legs in this industry ever again,” you know something is broken. That it was Jenna Jameson who said this, sounding a little bitter but no more incoherent than anyone else on [...]

These movies are similar in that the titles suggest characters younger than the people in the cast. That doesn’t make them bad; there is just a disconnect between presentation and reality, like when I talk about skateboards and Ritalin. Read the review for Babysitters here. Read the review for Barely Legal 75 here .

Not one parent who lays eyes on a babysitter in this movie even leaves the house. On the other hand, wherever those children are, they are severely neglected. Also, it behooves me to remind you that this image is courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com: The Filmmakers’ Company’s Website. Also, Angie Savage doesn’t play a babysitter in this [...]

Not, as I’d originally thought, a Bob Seger travelogue dealing with the trials and tribulations of life on the road, the just-available NightMoves documentary is instead a backstage look at Tampa’s annual stripper-heavy convention, shot during the 2005 show. Characterized by a homier and clubbier feel than the AVN convention and show, the 2005 NightMoves [...]

The fan to the left smiles bravely as Jesse Jane’s rock hard right breast presses slowly though her rib cage at a recent Allentown, PA strip club appearance. “I can think of worse ways to go,” the fan didn’t wheeze, wishing that, like her friend to the far right, she’d only injured her elbow on [...]

Jesse Jane will be dancing at Erv’s BYO Gentlemen’s Club on Airport Rd. in Allentown, PA June 8 and 9. The Digital Playground star and Miss Iron, Coke, Chromium, Steel 2004-2006 will be performing two shows nightly. “All the promises your teachers gave?” Jane did not say, “If you work hard? If you behave? Well, [...]

One could also have conversations at the XRCOs without having to deal with an awful house band and, because the venue was small and the event free, the lower-echelon but just-as-interesting people who couldn’t make it to Vegas showed up to the XRCOs instead. That was nice.