“Nurses”: When bedside manner is too far away
Studio: Digital Playground Director: Robby D. Cast: Jesse Jane, Stoya, Riley Steele, Katsuni, Sasha Grey, Gabriella Fox, Shay Jordan, Shyla Stylez, Jenna Haze, Shawna Lenee, […]
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Gender confusion in our hospitals, families
Used to be everyone wanted an iPhone; now everyone wants a cock. But it troubles me when I see porn titles like My Nurse Has […]
AVN 2009: The only numbers you can trust
Number of times it took Stormy Daniels, equipped with oversized ceremonial scissors, to cut the ribbon opening the 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo: 4Amount of […]
A-List Features promises a porn star in every lap
You would not be surprised to learn that the Porn Valley performers who grace your hot wings-and-melon body spray-scented gentlemen’s clubs in Woonsocket, Bogue Chitto, […]
Pirates II Party: About a boat, but in a Jet
Digital Playground hosts its Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge party this Friday at JET in the Mirage hotel. “Only JET, the hottest night club in Vegas, […]
Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn
At a tearful ceremony this morning at the Lamplighter Restaurant, the grant-funded National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts presented their Oscars of Porn, the […]
Apple to leave MacWorld for Adult Entertainment Expo
Tech watchers are up in arms about Apple’s announcement that this January’s MacWorld Expo will be its last and that founder Steve Jobs will not […]
Pirates 2 contest reaches wailing climax
I received several excellent ropey lyrical volleys for the Pirates 2 contest, leading me to think we should have a contest every month around here. […]
Same time last year: Donkey Punching Barbi Benton Edition
Hugh Hefner hopes the lack of cumshots isn’t disappointing (November 29, 2006) I name-check the Doobie Brothers (November 29, 2005) Pirates makes like Brundlefly (November […]
Here there be Pirates 2 contest
I am not saying that the marketing geniuses at Digital Playground orchestrated the recent unpleasantness with Somali pirates and Saudi-owned oil tankers to coincide with […]
Today in porn disgruntlement: Adam & Eve
I received an e-mail this morning from a person calling himself (I assume it was a he) “Barock Odrama.” The letter concerned his grievances with […]
Equal time for false prophets
I get a lot of mail from religious zealots who (and I can tell this from looking at my site statistics) spend a great deal […]
Jesse Jane’s Heat coming around the corner
I am a big fan of porn remakes of Hollywood movies. I think it’s because I know all that conflict could have been avoided if […]
Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge
Studio: Digital Playground Director: Ali Joone Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Evan Stone, Jenna Haze, Katsuni, Steven St.Croix, Tommy Gunn, Belladonna, Stoya, Riley Steele, Ben […]
Today in porn swag: Pirates 2
Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge arrived today in a simple cardboard box with a four-disc Extended Edition of the movie (spoiler: Katsuni plays the Mouth of […]
Pirates II premiere: Expensive Joonetang!
Tonight was the long awaited premiere of Digital Playground’s Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge. I have been told (and I believe) that this movie is the […]
Gabriella Fox: More than a typical whore
It is difficult for me to tell Digital Playground performers apart. Aside from Stoya and Jesse Jane, sometimes I think Shay Jordan is just trying […]
What are your favorite porn comedies?
Porn consumers are 78 percent more likely to watch a porn comedy a second time than any other kind of adult material, says the American […]
Nikki Jayne makes Mancunian sound dirty
Nikki Jayne is the newest Vivid girl, joining the ranks of all the other household name Vivid girls. She is tall and full-figured and hails […]
Stoya finds cigarettes, pierogies in Philadelphia
I like Stoya because she reminds me of an Edward Gorey character with all the working parts Gorey himself wasn’t interested in. I also think […]