“Fly Girls”: When you have a choice in airport-oriented porn comedies
“Fly Girls” was so good I actually gave it to my friend for his birthday. If I had given him “Flight Attendants,” he would no longer be my friend.
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Call for suggestions: Presenter etiquette at the XBiz Awards
I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin”: It’s about time we got some class around here
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”
Today in Porn Swag: “Dirty Deeds” nails Palin
I look forward to watching this movie but, contrary to what you might assume from the boxcover, neither Bree Olson nor Kayden Kross has sex with a horse.
Best of 2009: Dorking out with your dork out to the RealTouch
Larry Flynt, the great man has admitted, lost his virginity to a chicken. I keep that in mind when I review sex toys that at first seem improbable.
Cytherea: A Face from the Ancient Gallery
Cytherea, like Babe Ruth, could point to a surface across the room and splatter it with labia-guided girldollops.
Today in porn swag: Self-portrait with Lisa Ann
It’s so important to employ nudity on porn sites, as opposed to the picture, below, that originally topped this post. Here I am at Gram […]
Letterman porn to be shot this weekend?
Randy Spears still has the glasses, probably. Some ripped-from-the-headlines porn spoofs, like the cash windfall that is Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, come at just […]
"One Day at a Time" porn parody finally finds its B story
Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will […]
Sarah Palin continues to be drilled or: The Devine Sarah Paelin
For some reason things didn’t seem shocking to me until I saw an Obama stand-in back in late October. I quickly desensitized myself, but this week was shocked anew to receive these pictures of Raquel Devine in Stoney Curtis’ “Fuck My Mom and Me #9.”
Stroll on, Richard Monfort
Photographer, director, and raconteur Richard Monfort, whose nom de porn was Richard de Montfort, will be memorialized Saturday morning at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills Cemetery. […]
Katsuni: Let them eat me
Exotic Dancer magazine sponsors an annual trade show in Las Vegas for the peeling industry. Everyone from stripper pole manufacturers, alcohol vendors, the people who […]
Lisa Ann snatches Eminem from obscurity
Lisa Ann becomes the first porn star to reprise a character she created for an adult film in Eminem’s “We Made You.” And she, as […]
Porn stars stay connected – but at what cost?
One of the most interesting panels at the XBiz Conference this week found porn performers discussing the evolution of the term “porn star” and the […]
Lisa Ann prepares for The Quickening
A quote in a recent press release made me suspicious that Lisa Ann might be an Immortal, prone to lopping off the heads of her […]
Tina Tyler: Only immoral for a limited time
“I’m jumping in with both feet behind my head,” said Tina Tyler, retired from performing these past five years but who now, at 43, has […]
Hustler commits to Vegas porn surge, Nina Hartley says I’m batting .500
Hustler has announced the deployment of no fewer than eight porn performers, from newcomers to veterans, to January’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. The […]
Sarah Palin porn: Is it all over but the shipping and handling?
Erection 2008, the venture capital-funded Sarah Palin/Barack Obama porn spoof I watched being filmed last week, is available in DVD form “for a limited time” […]
Nailin’ Paylin for America
If Barack Obama had hot daughters of legal age and if Michelle Obama were thicker, would Hustler be speed-releasing a movie called “Baby Got Barack”? […]